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Anal sex with him is like skewering a starfruit with a baseball bat.
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Oral sex with him is like feeding a salami to a jellyfish.
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Foreplay with him is like helping a barnyard animal give birth.
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[SEX] with him is like [OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENT]
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Bondage with him is like hanging pixel over the edge of a tall building from your testicles.
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BoneyCork wrote:Bondage with him is like hanging pixel over the edge of a tall building from your testicles.
I cannot appreciate this statement until I have further clarification... Pixel, how much do you weigh? Please and thanks.
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DanteJay wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:Bondage with him is like hanging pixel over the edge of a tall building from your testicles.
I cannot appreciate this statement until I have further clarification... Pixel, how much do you weigh? Please and thanks.
John Goodman. No problem and you're welcome.
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Im so flattered boney :)

BTW, you're the best pet a man could ever want.
SCO=SCUM=M$=SCO it keeps repeating :P
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DYTDMFBSB?
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pixel wrote:
DanteJay wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:Bondage with him is like hanging pixel over the edge of a tall building from your testicles.
I cannot appreciate this statement until I have further clarification... Pixel, how much do you weigh? Please and thanks.
John Goodman. No problem and you're welcome.
John Goodman would tear off my balls. No thank you.
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