BoneyCork's 10,000th Post!

[DanteJay]

I have created this topic in anticipation for BoneyCork's 10,000th post. He is the first DCEmu member to do so, and still retain his sanity. I thought we all owe him at least this much, for all the conversations that he's helped support/destroy over the years. Feel free to tell BoneyCork how you feel about his achievement.

To BoneyCork: Well done sir! After many years, you finally beat DCEmulation. (The ending credits will follow suit in this thread.) Whatever you do, please stay for the bonus levels. There's still much joy, awkwardness and intellectually stimulating conversations to be had. But don't spoil the ending for the rest of us members. I want to find out when it's time, who the last boss was.

[Code-Red]

Last boss is Metafox.

He attempts to steal your money and change your sex. After the credits you receive a .zip file containing an archive of EvilN nudes.

[DanteJay]

Damnit!

Although, I am now looking forward to the EvilN nudes.

[melancholy]

Actually, the purpose of the 10000th poster is to bring the continuation of DCEmu. When DCEmu was created, it was designed to bring Utopia to homebrewers. It was naturally perfect, a triumph only matched by it's monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom was a consequence of the inherent desire in every homebrew user to steal software. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another. If DCEmu members were given the choice to use warez, even if they were only aware of the choice in a subforum level, 99% of the test subjects would accept the site. While this functioned, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the systemic anomaly that, if left unchecked, would constitute a increasing probability that Sega would find out about the warez on the site.

Therefore, the function of the 10000th post is to return to the source code and make a post beyond 9999, which would crash the forums, causing a temporary outage of the server and a redesign of the prime website. After which this person would select 23 individuals to recreate DCEmu, 7 coders and 16 mods to bitch about how the last site worked better. Failure to make the 10000th post would result in a cataclysmic system crash where too many people would discuss Segagen, the host would delete the site and everyone would migrate to co.uk.

Denial of doing anything illegal is the most predictable response of all homebrew users. But, rest assured, we have destroyed DCEmu 4 times now, and we are becoming exceedingly inefficient at it.

[BlueCrab]

Actually, the purpose of the 10000th poster is to bring the continuation of DCEmu. When DCEmu was created, it was designed to bring Utopia to homebrewers. It was naturally perfect, a triumph only matched by it's monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom was a consequence of the inherent desire in every homebrew user to steal software. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another. If DCEmu members were given the choice to use warez, even if they were only aware of the choice in a subforum level, 99% of the test subjects would accept the site. While this functioned, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the systemic anomaly that, if left unchecked, would constitute a increasing probability that Sega would find out about the warez on the site.

Therefore, the function of the 10000th post is to return to the source code and make a post beyond 9999, which would crash the forums, causing a temporary outage of the server and a redesign of the prime website. After which this person would select 23 individuals to recreate DCEmu, 7 coders and 16 mods to bitch about how the last site worked better. Failure to make the 10000th post would result in a cataclysmic system crash where too many people would discuss Segagen, the host would delete the site and everyone would migrate to co.uk.

Denial of doing anything illegal is the most predictable response of all homebrew users. But, rest assured, we have destroyed DCEmu 4 times now, and we are becoming exceedingly inefficient at it.

Therefore, the function of the 10000th post is to return to the source code and make a post beyond 9999, which would crash the forums, causing a temporary outage of the server and a redesign of the prime website. After which this person would select 23 individuals to recreate DCEmu, 7 coders and 16 mods to bitch about how the last site worked better. Failure to make the 10000th post would result in a cataclysmic system crash where too many people would discuss Segagen, the host would delete the site and everyone would migrate to co.uk.

Failure to make the 10000th post would result in a cataclysmic system crash where too many people would discuss Segagen, the host would delete the site and everyone would migrate to co.uk.

everyone would migrate to co.uk.

>_>

[mankrip]