ATTENTION ALL DCEMULATION-ERS...

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ATTENTION ALL DCEMULATION-ERS...

Post by Untamed » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:23 am

I am totally invading the U.K. soon. Annexing it as my own. I will make you my Poland.

Your puny country stands no chance against this faggy Canadian and his silly accent.


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Re: ATTENTION ALL DCEMULATION-ERS...

Post by Untamed » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:31 am

Untamed wrote:I am totally invading the U.K. soon. Annexing it as my own. I will make you my Poland.

Your puny country stands no chance against this faggy Canadian and his silly accent.


:grin:



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Re: ATTENTION ALL DCEMULATION-ERS...

Post by Specially Cork » Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:23 am

I remember playing a videogame once where the US annexed Canada. It was about this guy who had to survive after a nuclear fallout and explore the post-fallout wastelands. I think it was called Sonic in Stupidtown.
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Post by not just souLLy now » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:12 am

I'm in London if you're heading this way for beers, although the bum bum love is out of the question currently, I'm married.
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Re: ATTENTION ALL DCEMULATION-ERS...

Post by Untamed » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:54 am

First off, I'm not looking for any bum-bum sex at this moment.

I'm in the midst of gathering my work VISA together. I will be arriving in London on March 25th.
I have two nights at a hostel, and an orientation to do.

After that, I have no fucking clue.

Work? Live? Travel? My mind is boggling.

Anxiety is setting in, I hate the words "Non-refundable".



And if North America were prison, the USA would be our bitch, cuz we're on top.


EDIT: The BNP party would be a great match for the KKK membership I picked up in Alabama last year.
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Post by Specially Cork » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:24 am

Here are some things to do while you are in the UK:
- Eat some Spotted Dick
- Take a walking tour of the street where The Queen, Harry Potter, David Beckham and Mr. Bean live
- Kill a fox for fun
- Mix with the locals and stop what you're doing at 4:00PM for "tea time"
- Become a victim of knife crime
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Post by Untamed » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:08 pm

Awesome! Let me know if you ever need ideas when visiting Canada.


I'll tell you where the best dog-sled rentals are, and where one of our two electric sockets are.
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Post by mankrip » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:11 am

Just wanted to say that my sense of humour had gone downhill in the last few years or so but now it's improving.

Or at least that's what the monkey in my brain keeps telling me.
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Post by not just souLLy now » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:48 am

LOL I don't think Boney is painting an entirely accurate picture of what true British culture is like. Tea time can be anywhere between 4 and 5pm and doesn't have to feature just tea; I've even seen little triangle sandwiches being eaten on occasion.
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Post by mankrip » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:07 am

Ideed.
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Post by Specially Cork » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:12 am

not just souLLy now wrote:LOL I don't think Boney is painting an entirely accurate picture of what true British culture is like. Tea time can be anywhere between 4 and 5pm and doesn't have to feature just tea; I've even seen little triangle sandwiches being eaten on occasion.
I'm sorry, but when I refer to "British culture" I mean "what intelligent, cultured Britons do". If we were to include the things you do, nobody would jolly well come would they? Let's say I went for tea time at 4:30. I'd end up having to call my butler to wash the dishes during the finale of Deal or no Deal, instead of during the first commercial break.
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Post by Untamed » Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:05 am

Dammit, I'm screwed.


EDIT: Someone's going to have to hook me up with some beer and Rockband when I get there.
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Post by Jeeba Jabba » Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:51 am

Praise Untamed.


Come to New Orleans instead... I'm lookin' for a buuuddddyy.
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Post by Untamed » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:03 pm

Jeeba Jabba wrote:Praise Untamed.


Come to New Orleans instead... I'm lookin' for a buuuddddyy.
That will definitely be in the future.
I'm going to make my way across that majestic, and world-leading country of yours.

BUT, my flight for the UK is already paid for!
So, it's likely to be when I'm on my way back to Canada, or shortly thereafter.
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Post by AgentGreen » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:50 am

NUTMADE!

Is your flight going to have a stopover in Maine?
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Post by Untamed » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:01 am

I don't know, they're keeping my flight details all secret-like from me!
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Post by not just souLLy now » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:07 am

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not just souLLy now wrote:LOL I don't think Boney is painting an entirely accurate picture of what true British culture is like. Tea time can be anywhere between 4 and 5pm and doesn't have to feature just tea; I've even seen little triangle sandwiches being eaten on occasion.
I'm sorry, but when I refer to "British culture" I mean "what intelligent, cultured Britons do". If we were to include the things you do, nobody would jolly well come would they? Let's say I went for tea time at 4:30. I'd end up having to call my butler to wash the dishes during the finale of Deal or no Deal, instead of during the first commercial break.
Deal or No Deal is a poor man's Countdown, there I've said it.
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Post by Specially Cork » Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:40 am

not just souLLy now wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:
not just souLLy now wrote:LOL I don't think Boney is painting an entirely accurate picture of what true British culture is like. Tea time can be anywhere between 4 and 5pm and doesn't have to feature just tea; I've even seen little triangle sandwiches being eaten on occasion.
I'm sorry, but when I refer to "British culture" I mean "what intelligent, cultured Britons do". If we were to include the things you do, nobody would jolly well come would they? Let's say I went for tea time at 4:30. I'd end up having to call my butler to wash the dishes during the finale of Deal or no Deal, instead of during the first commercial break.
Deal or No Deal is a poor man's Countdown, there I've said it.
I play Countdown at home. My wife puts on her maid costume and plays Carol Vorderman, my 2 sons sit in dictionary corner with a leather-bound copy of the Oxford Concise, then we invite contestants over to play. I even had a 6-foot goldplated clockface installed onto the west wall of my drawing room.
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Post by DCDayDreamer » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:51 pm

Untamed wrote:I am totally invading the U.K. soon. Annexing it as my own. I will make you my Poland.
If you are determined to visit the UK grab some alcohol at your first stop, failing that, bring some of your Canadian (or neighboring US) alcohol with you, you'll certainly need something to dilute the fat-ridden local UK cuisine of 'Full English Breakfast' and 'Fish and Chips'.

Where you go is entirely up to you, it all really depends if you want to be a part of the sheep culture that follow in their droves towards London or if you want to shed the flock and see what the UK is really like (the Irish, The Scots, and the Welsh aren't trying to be independent of the English for nothing). The beauty of all this of course, is what the US achieved on July 04 1776, but just spare a thought for the oppressed that are still under the futile banner of 'kingdom' when you visit.

One more thing, when everyone around you thinks the whole world is going into another Ice-Age just agree with them, a few fucking inches of snow and Great Britain's England can't cope!.

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When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain:

Rule Britania!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, not so blest as thee,
Must in their turn, to tyrants fall,
Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to tyrants fall,
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.
(Chorus)
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Brittons never, never, never shall be slaves.


Rule Britannia (with pronuciation singing guide)

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian A-a-angels sang this strain:

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee,
Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall,
Must in ,must in, must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall,
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all.
(Chorus)
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
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Re: ATTENTION ALL DCEMULATION-ERS...

Post by Specially Cork » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:29 am

I'd hate to need a passport to cross the border and get it on with those Scottish babes.
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