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Post by Specially Cork » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:15 am

Please could everybody list their cocksize in either inches or centimeters.
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Post by Code-Red » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:00 pm

Kilometers signing in.
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Post by DaMadFiddler » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:29 pm

Parsecs?
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Re: Quick survey

Post by not just souLLy now » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:54 am

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Post by Specially Cork » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:33 am

I'm tired of this community. You set out to do a simple thing, like compile a database of other member's penis measurements then use them to create wax replicas so I can insert them into my ass and decide which person I would most like to fuck me, and all you get is jokey sarcastic comments.

Either give me the numbers, or fuck off.
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Post by Stormwatch » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:38 pm

So you want to know about the members' members?
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Post by not just souLLy now » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:01 am

BoneyCork wrote:I'm tired of this community. You set out to do a simple thing, like compile a database of other member's penis measurements then use them to create wax replicas so I can insert them into my ass and decide which person I would most like to fuck me, and all you get is jokey sarcastic comments.

Either give me the numbers, or fuck off.
Hi Boneycork, while I think your idea is an ambitious one, I think your only taking into account length is perhaps slightly naive. To realistically recreate the penis experience you need both length and girth, as well as less popular but arguably more important details; veinyness (including shade of blue), flavour, fragrance, prevalance of forcyde spots etc etc. You certainly have an excellent concept I just think it could perhaps do with some development. I eagerly await your results with pics.
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Post by Specially Cork » Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:40 am

This project is clearly too much work for one man. Would you consider joing me as my dick advisor? The position doesn't pay, but you will get to spend many many hours of your life thinking about dicks.
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Re: Quick survey

Post by not just souLLy now » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:09 am

BoneyCork wrote:This project is clearly too much work for one man. Would you consider joing me as my dick advisor? The position doesn't pay, but you will get to spend many many hours of your life thinking about dicks.
This sounds like a position I've spent my life preparing for
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Post by greay » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:56 pm

Could you contact me in a PM w/your address? I have an extra plaster cast of my penis lying around that I don't need. I'll give it to you for free, just cover the shipping cost.
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Post by DaMadFiddler » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:03 pm

greay wrote:Could you contact me in a PM w/your address? I have an extra plaster cast of my penis lying around that I don't need. I'll give it to you for free, just cover the shipping cost.
Is that the original version, or the re-release with added multiplayer support?
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