Banana Tax

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Banana Tax

Post by Specially Cork » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:40 am

What are your views on this? Will it solve the economic crisis?
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Re: Banana Tax

Post by TyBO » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:16 am

Bananas are an excellent source of fiber, and as we all know, fiber is one of the best combatants against digestive troubles. People who suffer said digestive troubles aren't as happy as those not affected, and therefore, are bound to feel pessimistic about the current economic situation. To boost the economy to it's previous state requires consumers with unbridled optimism, ergo, taxes should be stripped from bananas altogether to increase banana sales to increase happiness to increase optimism to increase consumer spending to increase the value of the worldwide economy.
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