JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

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JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Maturion » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:17 am

I PM'ed JKKDARK and asked it a few times if he/she/it can speak German. (in German)

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Nuff said. He can't speak German. That's it. Feel free to spread the truth-
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Specially Cork » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:50 am

WTF. That's my "Dear John" PM message template. I clearly sent it out to 1 too many DCEmulation members. BoneyCork Original Creations can only be used by BoneyCork. Fucking Germans. He will be stealing my Hasney video next.

He'll probably make it about Wraggster. God damn.
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Post by Specially Cork » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:52 am

He didn't even use the right photo. And "award" is spelt correctly in his version. All my creations contain a tiny deliberate fault used for copy detection.
BoneyCork wrote:Hi <Insert Name Here>!

Thanks for your recent message to BoneyCork!

Unfortunately due to the vast amount of fanmail that BoneyCork recieves, he is unable to personally reply to each and every e-mail. I hope this copy and pasted default letter template will dispense of you in a prompt and caring manner.

To answer your question: yes, it is 12 inches long and yes, he is single.

We have included a jpg of a signed photo of ward-winning American television personality, David Letterman, as a mark of thanks for your time. We hope you find it satisfactory.

Look out for more BoneyCork posts soon!

Yours,

BoneyCork Staff

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Post by Maturion » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:25 pm

Fucking Germans.
JKKDARK is pretending to be a German. He is Argentinian.
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Post by not just souLLy now » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:09 pm

Who wouldn't want to be Boneycork though to be fair?
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Post by Christuserloeser » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:33 pm

I'm from Argentina.
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Post by not just souLLy now » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:40 am

This just in; Christuserloeser is JKKDark, more news as it develops
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Post by Maturion » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:24 am

JKKDARK is a thief. He steals news.
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Code-Red » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:29 am

BoneyCork wrote:WTF. That's my "Dear John" PM message template. I clearly sent it out to 1 too many DCEmulation members. BoneyCork Original Creations can only be used by BoneyCork. Fucking Germans. He will be stealing my Hasney video next.

He'll probably make it about Wraggster. God damn.
He's also stolen your signature, which I've pointed out on many occasions.... I assume you're too busy rubbing that 12 incher out to Japanese porn to respond.
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Eviltaco64X » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:56 pm

Ha, I remember you asked JKKDARK this on DCEmu.
All you got was, "Leave JKKDARK alone!"
Well, if he's from Argentina, he does a damn good job of covering everything up, except his IP address :p.
And dont expect him to reply.
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Post by AgentGreen » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:51 pm

Hi JKKDARK, fellate yourself to any mediocre hair bands photos while calling yourself a pretty girl lately?
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Post by Mark30001 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:30 pm

JKKDARK? wtf. why is he still breathing?
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Post by Christuserloeser » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:10 pm

not just souLLy now wrote:This just in; Christuserloeser is JKKDark, more news as it develops
No, I am not JKKDark! Actually, JKKDark is me.
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Eviltaco64X » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:13 pm

Christuserloeser wrote:
not just souLLy now wrote:This just in; Christuserloeser is JKKDark, more news as it develops
No, I am not JKKDark! Actually, JKKDark is me.
Here are three steps to becoming JKKDARK!

Step 1: Always find an oppurtunity to bash Sony.

Step 2: Pretend you're a woman so that you can be entertained by some internet cybering.

Step 3: Grow a liking for Glam Metal (which isnt that bad, really)

If you find yourself doing these three things, please contact the JKKDARK fanclub immediately.

EDIT: Sometimes JKKDARK's MSN name changes into something called Teborraron.com, which links to some sort of Spanish MSN site (Maybe one out of Argentina?)
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Guaripolo » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:58 am

im from argentina and if you are from argentina you can answer this questions:



1) what is polino?

2) what taste has the salt?

3) who is ricky maravilla?

4) who is MENEM?


If you can ask all this 4 questions, maybe you are from Argentina or at least you know too much about argentina.
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Juan » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:35 pm

Guaripolo wrote:who is MENEM?
I hope you were grabbing your ball sack when you typed that. As I am now.
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Maturion » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:50 pm

I think it's nothing bad if JKKDARK is from Argentinia. I just don't like the fact that he is lying about his identitiy.
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Re: JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

Post by Guaripolo » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:41 pm

yes he is from argentina, no doubt aWEHaWUeAhueAEh...

And if says that, he's from Buenos Aires, i can guess.
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