Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

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Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Post by melancholy » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:26 am

Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Today I am writing a mid-core gamer review for Crazy Cheatah for the Dreamcast, Wii, Delanotron, and abacus. I will be focusing on the Dreamcast version, but they are all very similar, minus the graphics, sound, gameplay, controls and chronological era. You can read more about my reviews in my first review here.

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The Good:
This game is perfect for a mid-core gamer like myself because it features the two things I love in life; myself and money. Due to the overwhelming success of this site, Data Design Interactive (makers of great Wii games such as Rig Racer 2, Ninjabread Man, and Kidz Sports) have decided to make a game dedicated to me. And I must say. they did an amazing job. Not only is there advertising like CRAZY (get it, cause it's Crazy Cheatah!?! ROFL!!), but the entire game centers around taking people from free sites like the evil stolen site and back to my site so I can get more free stuff from gaming companies and once I taxi enough people back to my sites, I never have to worry about working ever again. Seriously, the concept is so brilliant, it makes me want to trademark more copyrighted names by adding 'emulation' after them!

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The Bad:
Unfortunately, one aspect that will turn a bunch of mid-core gamers off is that the game is harder than finding my girlfriend's hole and sticking it in. Many of the people you will try to move to Seanbajuice won't want to come to the sites but luckily there are alternatives to getting what you want, like sending out mass misleading emails and redirecting to fake sites to trick people into coming. Also releasing private information and also unbanning everyone is also a good way to also raise traffic.

Closing:
Overall, anything made after me is always a good thing. I recommend you gather all your mid-core gamer friends to come over and play this game because after all, the more people that are playing the more free stuff I get.

Length: 2-3 inches
Relationship: with my 9-year-old cousin
Security Risk: compromised
Price: $99.99 on this site, $1.99 everywhere else
Final Verdict: 1 billion out of 10
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Post by |darc| » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:42 am

OMFG
EPIC
LULZ


i can hardly breathe.

bravo man. bravo.



(except the grammar is way too good. i suggest more run-ons and fragments for proper effect)
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Post by melancholy » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:49 am

|darc| wrote:(except the grammar is way too good. i suggest more run-ons and fragments for proper effect)
(somewhat) fixed.
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Post by Cyphix » Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:59 am

Brilliance! Pure brilliance!
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Post by Nico0020 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:14 am

muhahahahahahaha
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Post by Ex-Cyber » Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:22 am

I'd think this was petty if it wasn't so hilarious. :lol:
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Post by Skynet » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:58 am

:bow: :worship: :bow: :worship:

nice work :D
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Post by butters » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:05 pm

:mrgreen:
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Post by mankrip » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:13 pm

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Post by Code-Red » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:34 pm

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Post by impetus » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:35 am

Stickied for now.
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Post by Mark30001 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:54 am

This thread is DIGG worthy.
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Post by Roofus » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:24 am

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Post by 007Cheater » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:10 pm

OMG that is funny!
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Post by not just souLLy now » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:43 pm

007Cheater wrote:OMG that is funny!
fuck off
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Post by |darc| » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:07 pm

I bet he doesn't even get half of the jokes, like stagg and JKKDARK...
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Post by ace » Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:51 pm

rofl
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Post by Code-Red » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:06 pm

007Cheater wrote:OMG that is funny!
What the fuck are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be trolling some jailbait sites or picking up underaged girls on Yahoo Chat or something?
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Post by Polymira » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:37 pm

I've never laughed so hard @ a forum post.

Ever.
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah

Post by Maturion » Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:56 am

:D
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