Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

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Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Sarcastic Steve » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:42 am

007Cheater wrote:As for politics, all the politics dcemu gets from from ex-dcemu members at CV. Without them DCEmu would not longer be political. I hate politics, I just want people to get there news whatever it is.
007Cheater wrote:He has falling to the lies of others, people who think im in it purely for the money, its sad to think someone could so easily believe a stranger. Happens many times.
007Cheater wrote:No this is not a quiting dcemu letter,
this is a thanks to anyone who stood up for me, who trusted and stayed by my side. I appreciate you standing up against all these retards making up phony rumors so that competing sites can win our dcemu fans, because people base there opinions on what they hear and instead of trying to compare, we lose people, others put stuff together.

It seems money is a big issue, for those of them who don't know, I make commision off of selling stuff, I have to pay 180 bucks in bills for myself every month. I make about 90$ a month from dcemu, thats not much but I make the rest of what I need from my other site, d2 hacklist which gets twice the hits of dcemu. I originally create sites because I like making sites and doing things to support and help things grow. The money is to pay bills so I may continue to do these things.

Once again, thanks for all your support who have stayed with me even through the chaos and lies that go flying around, people focus on things dramatic. Unfortunately, me making a few bucks to continue doing what I like to do is against the law. Im sorry they feel that way :(
007Cheater wrote:OK, OK,
Im a retard :(
I had no idea it was fake, I was excited, he made good statements to back up his claims, said he would take pictures at different angles and that he would do anything it took to prove anyone wrong, he also stated he felt bad for all the fake emu's so I thought it had hope :(
007Cheater wrote:Yay! so many active bastards!!
007Cheater wrote:We are a joke :( We did nothing for the emu community, we exist only because we got lucky, the purpose of the site is to piss people off and make them unhappy, the reason for dcemu was because I WANT MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!
007Cheater wrote:I don't understand anything nowadays :(
007Cheater wrote:OK, someone is going to pay for this, I will KILL, and I wont stop!! If anyone has any information, they WILL PAY DEARLY!!!
007Cheater wrote:We don't support anything on CV because we cannot control what they use so we can't guarantee that we know how to use everything they are using. We only have the standards we use and test
007Cheater wrote:I love doing stuff like that, to get peoples attention, hmmm maybe Ill put a link to barney next :)

Keeps the blood flowing in people. Just wait till I re-release sega gen :) then people are going to go nuts again.
007Cheater wrote:I hated sony before they started being ghey to bleemcast, sony is a money scoundral, just wants money. MS just wants money, if I had a take, nintendo is the only company who cares about gamers still. Since sega is out of the picture.
This entire topic: viewtopic.php?f=35&t=21856
007Cheater wrote:Sega will definately be making a console, when they have tons of cash after making money off other consoles, also by making money on other consoles at the same time they are learning how the other consoles work, and learn better marketing and stuff, the next console will definately out power anything other companies shell out, just need to market it at the right time and etc.
007Cheater wrote:Hopefully HH wont go psycho on me
007Cheater wrote:Oh ya, I have no shama, im not afraid to show myself, lol!!

I am half asian, half white, half dutch, half american indian. Half other stuff but I lost track, im in the similarities of kristen kruek, keanu reeves, mixes like them.
007Cheater, regarding newsposting at Consolevision wrote:Hey ill post over there! lets all ditch dcemu and move over there!!!
007Cheater, regarding the IRC server being on Cheatlist wrote:What? this has ALWAYS beeh the official server, I own CL and the CL irc server, thats the only reason I talk on there. LOL
The BEST damn mailbag ever, from the most respected man in da sk3n3, and HH! http://www.dcvision.com/features/mailbag/123001.shtml
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Re: Best if DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by |darc| » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:44 am

oh my god, i love you, impregnate me immediately
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Dr. Zoidberg » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:08 am

Sarcastic Steve wrote:
007Cheater wrote:I hated sony before they started being ghey to bleemcast, sony is a money scoundral, just wants money. MS just wants money, if I had a take, nintendo is the only company who cares about gamers still. Since sega is out of the picture.
This entire topic: viewtopic.php?f=35&t=21856
I remember changing that PS2 page to Mr. Roboto vs The Safety Dance but some prick changed it back.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Luriden » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:36 pm

007Cheater wrote:“I still did not want to wake up so I decided I would fall back to sleep since it was only 6:30 and the school did not start until 8 o clock. I slept good yet, I was awaken still in my boxers with my girlfriend on top of me half-naked kissing me on my lips with extreme passion. What a way to wake up. I got so overwhelmed with love that I began attacking her with kisses. I began attacking her with kisses. I can’t tell you the rest because it may be to inappropriate for younger audiences.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Nico0020 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:52 pm

muhahahahahahahaha :twisted:
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by ace » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:43 pm

#dcemu wrote:[23:03] * CheatahTiolet is now known as CheatahFailed
[23:03] <butters> now making sure i didn't remove something's dependency
[23:03] <CG> OMG
[23:04] <CG> sean failed :(
[23:04] <butters> CheatahFailed to lay a turd?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I failed sexor
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> fuck
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I plasured her
[23:04] <CG> how?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and made her happy
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> then the sex part came
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and I just couldn't do it
[23:04] <CG> explain
[23:04] * SinisterTengu holds back the laughter
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I couldn't find it and etc, maybe it just wasn't time
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and it was dark
[23:04] <CG> oooo
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and we didn't have the blankets
[23:04] <butters> couldn't find it?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> just a wall
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and still had clothes on
[23:04] <butters> it's like a fucking bulls eye
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> no its not!
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> not in the dark!
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> oh, I thought you were saying you couldn't get it up
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> still..
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:05] <CG> shoulda felt around dude
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> I felt around
[23:05] <CG> cmon
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> then when I found it
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she wasn't lubed anymore
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> so couldn't get it in
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> sucked
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> you shoulda let her do it
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> her on top
[23:05] <CG> spit in her pussy i_X
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she didn't want to take charge
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> then you wouldn't have to worry about it :P
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she thought I was KIDDING when I said I was a n00bie at this shit
[23:05] <CG> l.m.f.a.o.
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> im like
[23:06] <CG> you said n00bie irl?
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> LOL
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> ya
[23:06] <CG> :(
[23:06] <CG> not with sex man
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> way to kill the moment
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> boy
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> was I a huge flop
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:06] * |darc| tries not to laugh
[23:06] <CG> sry man
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I need a fuck buddy
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> to practice
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I thing
[23:06] <CG> lol
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> its cuzz
[23:06] <butters> did you at least do some bukake?
[23:06] <CG> have her be
[23:06] <CG> dude
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I wasn't attracted to her
[23:06] <CG> tell her stright up
[23:06] <CG> she wants it
[23:06] <CG> let her have it
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> so I couldn't do it right
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> otherwise
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> not only that
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> but she didn't want to suck my dick
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> she is like I don't suck dicks
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> im like ok
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> there goes the lube
[23:07] <CG> meh
[23:07] <butters> why are you having to lube anyways?
[23:07] <butters> women have natural lubrication
[23:08] <CG> you'll get it eventually
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> well
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> I played with her
[23:08] <CG> like i said, or get her really wet lol
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> and she lubed up fast
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> it was even dripping down
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> my hand
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> but then when it came to sticking it in
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> all hell broke lose
[23:08] <CG> :(
[23:08] <butters> couldn't turn the light on?
[23:08] <CG> that prolly woulda helped
[23:09] <SinisterTengu> a chick could get dried out depending on how long you go, so you might need lube..
[23:09] <CG> sean you crazy megalomaniac
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> we were in the park
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> I couldn't see anyting
[23:09] <butters> goddamnit something is still wanting kdebase and kde-env
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> if their was light
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> I wouldn't have the damn problem
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> cuzz I can see where im putting it
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> the fact I have very little experience putting it in the first place
[23:10] <butters> in the park wtf
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> she wanted to do it in the park
[23:10] <CG> you so should of went somewhere else lol
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> kind of spontaneus
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> I know I should of
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> but this is what sh ewanted
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:10] <CG> ic
[23:10] <CG> well
[23:10] <CG> do what i said
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> so its her fault
[23:10] <CG> ask her to be fuck buddies
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> and try again
[23:10] <CG> im sure she'll agree
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> so I can learn
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> she can teach me
[23:10] <CG> on perhaps a bed....
[23:11] <CG> futon (sp?)
[23:11] <CG> if she wants it, why would she pass it up lol
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> because
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> I guess she just wanted a quickie
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> but she didn't tell me this
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> so I didn't know
[23:12] <CG> o
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> I Was thinkin full 4 hour or deal
[23:12] * Joins: Prophet][ (~sonic_ani@List-347AF638.sa.bigpond.net.au)
[23:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Prophet][
[23:12] <ben--> way hey
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> where I can learn a few things
[23:12] <Prophet][> way hey
[23:12] <CG> lol
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> I wanted to learn more then anything
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> but that didn't happen
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> it wasn't even for the sex lol
[23:12] <butters> CheatahFailed, your first time?
[23:12] <CG> i dunno with me, i dident really start experamenting an shit untill me an this one girl fell in love. then i learned how to werk it heh
[23:13] <CG> but i dident have to many problems before then
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> second time
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> but first time
[23:13] <butters> heh
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> the girl was plenty lubed
[23:13] <butters> i've never bothered with sex
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> but I sucked really bad then ALSO
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> maybe its just cuzz it doesn't feel right
[23:13] <|darc|> maybe you like guys?
[23:13] <butters> no |darc|
[23:13] <butters> def not
[23:13] * SinisterTengu is using de2.mrc written by apexad, dll written by _aprentice_
[23:14] <SinisterTengu> grr..
[23:14] <butters> just too much time and effort involved
[23:14] <|darc|> no butters CheatahFailed
[23:14] <butters> oh lol
[23:15] <CG> next time just get ur hands wettish an rub her clit for a while, get her nice an wet an try again....or dry hump the bitch
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> I don't like guys!!!
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> fuck that
[23:15] <butters> goddamnit i have -arts in my make.conf and it's still trying to put it in my world...
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> if I guy EVER touched me in a sexual way of any kind, I would stab them and say they sexually assaulted me
[23:15] <CG> fuckarts
[23:16] <CG> whoa
[23:16] <CG> homophobic
[23:16] <|darc|> you think it would've helped if she liked anal?
[23:16] <CG> this one dude kinda rubbed my stomach the other day. i guess you could say im friends with him. he did it just messing around and it was like the gayest thing that ever happened to me lol
[23:16] <CG> hes not gay either. i dunno
[23:17] <CG> he has a g/f
[23:17] <SinisterTengu> heh
[23:17] <CG> could be a beard or w/e
[23:17] <SinisterTengu> most guy friends do stupid fake gay stuff
[23:17] <CG> i dont have to many guy friends
[23:18] <CG> dudes are coo tho. w/e jus most people are irraticly annoying
[23:18] <CG> lol w/e
[23:19] <|darc|> so what happened cheatah?
[23:19] <CG> i got like 1 guy friend for every 3 girl friends prolly
[23:19] <CG> he ran off
[23:19] <|darc|> ?
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> OMG scroll up
[23:19] <CG> he should call that old lady on tv that talks about sex
[23:19] <CG> lol
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> I don't wanna repeat it all again
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> my fingers are sore
[23:19] <|darc|> no no what happened after?
[23:20] <SinisterTengu> lol
[23:20] <CG> i seen that
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> from playing with her
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> what do you mean after?
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> so we stopped
[23:20] <CG> you would stab a buy from playing with her?
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> put clothes back on
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> and walked her home
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> and told her im a failure
[23:20] <CG> buy = guy
[23:20] <CG> duuuude
[23:20] <CG> call her
[23:20] <CG> be like hey come over
[23:20] * Quits: KaeruKami (mailto:blackfrog@List-1412D631.dynamic.mts.net) (Closed IRC: )
[23:20] <CG> gimme another chance, lets work this out
[23:20] <CG> lol
[23:20] <CG> U WILL GET LAID
[23:21] * Quits: Prophet][ (~sonic_ani@List-347AF638.sa.bigpond.net.au) (Closed IRC: the angular velocity of theta = 3)
[23:21] <CG> say you were scared an shit
[23:21] <CG> she'll prolly understand
[23:21] <CG> you were inthe fucking park
[23:21] <|darc|> yeah use the park as an excuse
[23:21] <CG> >:D
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> it was uhh...cold ;)
[23:22] <CG> sand in my shoes
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> you thought someone was watching, so you were nervous
[23:22] * Joins: CACTUS_leather (mailto:who_did_it@List-27F1AD4E.charterpa.com)
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> something sharp kept poking your back
[23:22] <CG> lol
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> you heard an animal in the bushes ;)
[23:23] <CG> an you heard nosies in the bushes
[23:23] <CG> OMG
[23:23] <SinisterTengu> etc
[23:23] <SinisterTengu> haha
[23:23] <CG> typical story line
[23:23] <CG> or a moment of ESP
[23:23] <CG> we will never know
[23:23] * Joins: MasterShake (mailto:ThreeChord@List-BBBE933.evrtwa4.dsl-verizon.net)
[23:23] <MasterShake> psst
[23:23] <MasterShake> hey guys
[23:23] <MasterShake> wanna see a pic of me and sinny t?
[23:24] <butters> yes
[23:24] <butters> i wanna print it and stick it on my wall and throw darts at it
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> no
[23:24] <MasterShake> http://feature.atlrec.com/quicktime/jun ... /img02.jpg
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> psh
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> you're a dork :P
[23:24] <MasterShake> derek's in the green
[23:24] <CG> LMFAO
[23:24] * Quits: Invisix (mailto:invisix@List-26462EAF.sd.sd.cox.net) (Connection reset by peer)
[23:24] <MasterShake> he's the gay one
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> thats Junior Senior :P
[23:24] <butters> i'm guessing sinny is the one in the orange shirt
[23:24] <MasterShake> yeah right
[23:24] <CG> i have to admit, that is rather amusing
[23:25] <CG> wait, whos the gay one?
[23:25] <MasterShake> sinny is the guy in the green
[23:25] <MasterShake> seinor is the gay one
[23:25] <MasterShake> junior is the stright one
[23:25] <CG> seinor = ?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> I was hella nervous
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:25] <MasterShake> junior senior
[23:25] <CG> tell her that man
[23:25] <MasterShake> they're a dance... group thing
[23:25] <CG> wouldent you feel much more comfortable in you room?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> I dunno
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> if I want it anymore
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> that kinda gave me a slap to the head
[23:25] <SinisterTengu> I think I've only shown one pic of myself in here
[23:25] <CG> reality check
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> ya
[23:25] <MasterShake> derek why dont you have your ops?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> reality check
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> do I WANT to be doing this?
[23:26] <MasterShake> have you been STRIPPED OF THEM?!
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> what up cheatah
[23:26] <MasterShake> for being HOMO
[23:26] <SinisterTengu> lol
[23:26] <SinisterTengu> !op
[23:26] * DCEmu sets mode: +o SinisterTengu
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> sup CACTUS_leather
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> what ya bummed out at man
[23:26] <butters> CACTUS_leather, cheatah failed to have sex :P
[23:26] <MasterShake> goin down town
[23:26] <|darc|> cheatah fuck yes, its sex.
[23:26] <CG> CACTUS_leather, we never got to play xbox that night :/
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> long story CACTUS_leather
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> damn gotta hate that shit
[23:26] <butters> CACTUS_leather, he couldn't get it in @_@
[23:26] <|darc|> ask your mom for help, CheatahFailed
[23:27] <CG> thats a typical problem lol, i hear it a lot from girls
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> NO SHit
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> my mom wtf??
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> wann knwo a secret form the old cactus
[23:27] <CG> its not hard though. just stick it in lol
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> it works liek ths
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> its not hard
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> when you can SEE!!!
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> there are pleasure points on a woman man
[23:27] <|darc|> she'll understand, CheatahFailed
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> but I couldn't see shit
[23:28] <CG> even if you cant see
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> not only was I not wearing my glasses
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> and it was dark
[23:28] <CACTUS_leather> put your finger in tehre first aiight and use your dick as target practice man
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> and she wasn't lubed
[23:28] <CG> iv had sex in the shower in the dark
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> it was just all bad
[23:28] <CG> thats semi-hard
[23:28] <CACTUS_leather> use a glow i the dark condom dude
[23:28] <CG> ok and maybe to much
[23:28] <CG> but ya
[23:28] <butters> CG has had anal too
[23:28] <|darc|> why the fuck do you need to lube her?
[23:29] <CACTUS_leather> man if you get her wet enough her twat gets wet it self man
[23:29] <CACTUS_leather> thatacts as lube
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> glow in the dark condom
[23:29] <CG> thats what i said
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> I didn't even get the condom on
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> she didn't let me put it on
[23:29] <MasterShake> woah wait... you couldnt find her hole?
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> bleh
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> it all WENT WRONG
[23:29] <CG> fick a glow in the dark condom
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> WRONG WRONG WRONG
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by butters » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:54 pm

ace wrote:
#dcemu wrote:[23:03] * CheatahTiolet is now known as CheatahFailed
[23:03] <butters> now making sure i didn't remove something's dependency
[23:03] <CG> OMG
[23:04] <CG> sean failed :(
[23:04] <butters> CheatahFailed to lay a turd?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I failed sexor
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> fuck
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I plasured her
[23:04] <CG> how?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and made her happy
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> then the sex part came
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and I just couldn't do it
[23:04] <CG> explain
[23:04] * SinisterTengu holds back the laughter
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I couldn't find it and etc, maybe it just wasn't time
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and it was dark
[23:04] <CG> oooo
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and we didn't have the blankets
[23:04] <butters> couldn't find it?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> just a wall
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and still had clothes on
[23:04] <butters> it's like a fucking bulls eye
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> no its not!
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> not in the dark!
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> oh, I thought you were saying you couldn't get it up
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> still..
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:05] <CG> shoulda felt around dude
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> I felt around
[23:05] <CG> cmon
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> then when I found it
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she wasn't lubed anymore
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> so couldn't get it in
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> sucked
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> you shoulda let her do it
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> her on top
[23:05] <CG> spit in her pussy i_X
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she didn't want to take charge
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> then you wouldn't have to worry about it :P
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she thought I was KIDDING when I said I was a n00bie at this shit
[23:05] <CG> l.m.f.a.o.
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> im like
[23:06] <CG> you said n00bie irl?
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> LOL
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> ya
[23:06] <CG> :(
[23:06] <CG> not with sex man
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> way to kill the moment
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> boy
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> was I a huge flop
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:06] * |darc| tries not to laugh
[23:06] <CG> sry man
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I need a fuck buddy
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> to practice
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I thing
[23:06] <CG> lol
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> its cuzz
[23:06] <butters> did you at least do some bukake?
[23:06] <CG> have her be
[23:06] <CG> dude
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I wasn't attracted to her
[23:06] <CG> tell her stright up
[23:06] <CG> she wants it
[23:06] <CG> let her have it
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> so I couldn't do it right
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> otherwise
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> not only that
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> but she didn't want to suck my dick
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> she is like I don't suck dicks
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> im like ok
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> there goes the lube
[23:07] <CG> meh
[23:07] <butters> why are you having to lube anyways?
[23:07] <butters> women have natural lubrication
[23:08] <CG> you'll get it eventually
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> well
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> I played with her
[23:08] <CG> like i said, or get her really wet lol
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> and she lubed up fast
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> it was even dripping down
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> my hand
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> but then when it came to sticking it in
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> all hell broke lose
[23:08] <CG> :(
[23:08] <butters> couldn't turn the light on?
[23:08] <CG> that prolly woulda helped
[23:09] <SinisterTengu> a chick could get dried out depending on how long you go, so you might need lube..
[23:09] <CG> sean you crazy megalomaniac
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> we were in the park
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> I couldn't see anyting
[23:09] <butters> goddamnit something is still wanting kdebase and kde-env
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> if their was light
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> I wouldn't have the damn problem
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> cuzz I can see where im putting it
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> the fact I have very little experience putting it in the first place
[23:10] <butters> in the park wtf
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> she wanted to do it in the park
[23:10] <CG> you so should of went somewhere else lol
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> kind of spontaneus
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> I know I should of
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> but this is what sh ewanted
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:10] <CG> ic
[23:10] <CG> well
[23:10] <CG> do what i said
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> so its her fault
[23:10] <CG> ask her to be fuck buddies
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> and try again
[23:10] <CG> im sure she'll agree
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> so I can learn
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> she can teach me
[23:10] <CG> on perhaps a bed....
[23:11] <CG> futon (sp?)
[23:11] <CG> if she wants it, why would she pass it up lol
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> because
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> I guess she just wanted a quickie
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> but she didn't tell me this
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> so I didn't know
[23:12] <CG> o
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> I Was thinkin full 4 hour or deal
[23:12] * Joins: Prophet][ (~sonic_ani@List-347AF638.sa.bigpond.net.au)
[23:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Prophet][
[23:12] <ben--> way hey
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> where I can learn a few things
[23:12] <Prophet][> way hey
[23:12] <CG> lol
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> I wanted to learn more then anything
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> but that didn't happen
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> it wasn't even for the sex lol
[23:12] <butters> CheatahFailed, your first time?
[23:12] <CG> i dunno with me, i dident really start experamenting an shit untill me an this one girl fell in love. then i learned how to werk it heh
[23:13] <CG> but i dident have to many problems before then
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> second time
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> but first time
[23:13] <butters> heh
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> the girl was plenty lubed
[23:13] <butters> i've never bothered with sex
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> but I sucked really bad then ALSO
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> maybe its just cuzz it doesn't feel right
[23:13] <|darc|> maybe you like guys?
[23:13] <butters> no |darc|
[23:13] <butters> def not
[23:13] * SinisterTengu is using de2.mrc written by apexad, dll written by _aprentice_
[23:14] <SinisterTengu> grr..
[23:14] <butters> just too much time and effort involved
[23:14] <|darc|> no butters CheatahFailed
[23:14] <butters> oh lol
[23:15] <CG> next time just get ur hands wettish an rub her clit for a while, get her nice an wet an try again....or dry hump the bitch
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> I don't like guys!!!
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> fuck that
[23:15] <butters> goddamnit i have -arts in my make.conf and it's still trying to put it in my world...
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> if I guy EVER touched me in a sexual way of any kind, I would stab them and say they sexually assaulted me
[23:15] <CG> fuckarts
[23:16] <CG> whoa
[23:16] <CG> homophobic
[23:16] <|darc|> you think it would've helped if she liked anal?
[23:16] <CG> this one dude kinda rubbed my stomach the other day. i guess you could say im friends with him. he did it just messing around and it was like the gayest thing that ever happened to me lol
[23:16] <CG> hes not gay either. i dunno
[23:17] <CG> he has a g/f
[23:17] <SinisterTengu> heh
[23:17] <CG> could be a beard or w/e
[23:17] <SinisterTengu> most guy friends do stupid fake gay stuff
[23:17] <CG> i dont have to many guy friends
[23:18] <CG> dudes are coo tho. w/e jus most people are irraticly annoying
[23:18] <CG> lol w/e
[23:19] <|darc|> so what happened cheatah?
[23:19] <CG> i got like 1 guy friend for every 3 girl friends prolly
[23:19] <CG> he ran off
[23:19] <|darc|> ?
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> OMG scroll up
[23:19] <CG> he should call that old lady on tv that talks about sex
[23:19] <CG> lol
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> I don't wanna repeat it all again
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> my fingers are sore
[23:19] <|darc|> no no what happened after?
[23:20] <SinisterTengu> lol
[23:20] <CG> i seen that
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> from playing with her
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> what do you mean after?
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> so we stopped
[23:20] <CG> you would stab a buy from playing with her?
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> put clothes back on
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> and walked her home
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> and told her im a failure
[23:20] <CG> buy = guy
[23:20] <CG> duuuude
[23:20] <CG> call her
[23:20] <CG> be like hey come over
[23:20] * Quits: KaeruKami (mailto:blackfrog@List-1412D631.dynamic.mts.net) (Closed IRC: )
[23:20] <CG> gimme another chance, lets work this out
[23:20] <CG> lol
[23:20] <CG> U WILL GET LAID
[23:21] * Quits: Prophet][ (~sonic_ani@List-347AF638.sa.bigpond.net.au) (Closed IRC: the angular velocity of theta = 3)
[23:21] <CG> say you were scared an shit
[23:21] <CG> she'll prolly understand
[23:21] <CG> you were inthe fucking park
[23:21] <|darc|> yeah use the park as an excuse
[23:21] <CG> >:D
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> it was uhh...cold ;)
[23:22] <CG> sand in my shoes
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> you thought someone was watching, so you were nervous
[23:22] * Joins: CACTUS_leather (mailto:who_did_it@List-27F1AD4E.charterpa.com)
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> something sharp kept poking your back
[23:22] <CG> lol
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> you heard an animal in the bushes ;)
[23:23] <CG> an you heard nosies in the bushes
[23:23] <CG> OMG
[23:23] <SinisterTengu> etc
[23:23] <SinisterTengu> haha
[23:23] <CG> typical story line
[23:23] <CG> or a moment of ESP
[23:23] <CG> we will never know
[23:23] * Joins: MasterShake (mailto:ThreeChord@List-BBBE933.evrtwa4.dsl-verizon.net)
[23:23] <MasterShake> psst
[23:23] <MasterShake> hey guys
[23:23] <MasterShake> wanna see a pic of me and sinny t?
[23:24] <butters> yes
[23:24] <butters> i wanna print it and stick it on my wall and throw darts at it
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> no
[23:24] <MasterShake> http://feature.atlrec.com/quicktime/jun ... /img02.jpg
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> psh
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> you're a dork :P
[23:24] <MasterShake> derek's in the green
[23:24] <CG> LMFAO
[23:24] * Quits: Invisix (mailto:invisix@List-26462EAF.sd.sd.cox.net) (Connection reset by peer)
[23:24] <MasterShake> he's the gay one
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> thats Junior Senior :P
[23:24] <butters> i'm guessing sinny is the one in the orange shirt
[23:24] <MasterShake> yeah right
[23:24] <CG> i have to admit, that is rather amusing
[23:25] <CG> wait, whos the gay one?
[23:25] <MasterShake> sinny is the guy in the green
[23:25] <MasterShake> seinor is the gay one
[23:25] <MasterShake> junior is the stright one
[23:25] <CG> seinor = ?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> I was hella nervous
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:25] <MasterShake> junior senior
[23:25] <CG> tell her that man
[23:25] <MasterShake> they're a dance... group thing
[23:25] <CG> wouldent you feel much more comfortable in you room?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> I dunno
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> if I want it anymore
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> that kinda gave me a slap to the head
[23:25] <SinisterTengu> I think I've only shown one pic of myself in here
[23:25] <CG> reality check
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> ya
[23:25] <MasterShake> derek why dont you have your ops?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> reality check
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> do I WANT to be doing this?
[23:26] <MasterShake> have you been STRIPPED OF THEM?!
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> what up cheatah
[23:26] <MasterShake> for being HOMO
[23:26] <SinisterTengu> lol
[23:26] <SinisterTengu> !op
[23:26] * DCEmu sets mode: +o SinisterTengu
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> sup CACTUS_leather
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> what ya bummed out at man
[23:26] <butters> CACTUS_leather, cheatah failed to have sex :P
[23:26] <MasterShake> goin down town
[23:26] <|darc|> cheatah fuck yes, its sex.
[23:26] <CG> CACTUS_leather, we never got to play xbox that night :/
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> long story CACTUS_leather
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> damn gotta hate that shit
[23:26] <butters> CACTUS_leather, he couldn't get it in @_@
[23:26] <|darc|> ask your mom for help, CheatahFailed
[23:27] <CG> thats a typical problem lol, i hear it a lot from girls
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> NO SHit
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> my mom wtf??
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> wann knwo a secret form the old cactus
[23:27] <CG> its not hard though. just stick it in lol
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> it works liek ths
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> its not hard
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> when you can SEE!!!
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> there are pleasure points on a woman man
[23:27] <|darc|> she'll understand, CheatahFailed
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> but I couldn't see shit
[23:28] <CG> even if you cant see
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> not only was I not wearing my glasses
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> and it was dark
[23:28] <CACTUS_leather> put your finger in tehre first aiight and use your dick as target practice man
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> and she wasn't lubed
[23:28] <CG> iv had sex in the shower in the dark
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> it was just all bad
[23:28] <CG> thats semi-hard
[23:28] <CACTUS_leather> use a glow i the dark condom dude
[23:28] <CG> ok and maybe to much
[23:28] <CG> but ya
[23:28] <butters> CG has had anal too
[23:28] <|darc|> why the fuck do you need to lube her?
[23:29] <CACTUS_leather> man if you get her wet enough her twat gets wet it self man
[23:29] <CACTUS_leather> thatacts as lube
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> glow in the dark condom
[23:29] <CG> thats what i said
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> I didn't even get the condom on
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> she didn't let me put it on
[23:29] <MasterShake> woah wait... you couldnt find her hole?
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> bleh
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> it all WENT WRONG
[23:29] <CG> fick a glow in the dark condom
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> WRONG WRONG WRONG
I remember that night. Funny stuff. I also remember one night where 007 had a bunch of high school girls over on his webcam.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by politoe » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:59 pm

butters wrote:
ace wrote:
#dcemu wrote:[23:03] * CheatahTiolet is now known as CheatahFailed
[23:03] <butters> now making sure i didn't remove something's dependency
[23:03] <CG> OMG
[23:04] <CG> sean failed :(
[23:04] <butters> CheatahFailed to lay a turd?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I failed sexor
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> fuck
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I plasured her
[23:04] <CG> how?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and made her happy
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> then the sex part came
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and I just couldn't do it
[23:04] <CG> explain
[23:04] * SinisterTengu holds back the laughter
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> I couldn't find it and etc, maybe it just wasn't time
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and it was dark
[23:04] <CG> oooo
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and we didn't have the blankets
[23:04] <butters> couldn't find it?
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> just a wall
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> and still had clothes on
[23:04] <butters> it's like a fucking bulls eye
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> no its not!
[23:04] <CheatahFailed> not in the dark!
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> oh, I thought you were saying you couldn't get it up
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> still..
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:05] <CG> shoulda felt around dude
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> I felt around
[23:05] <CG> cmon
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> then when I found it
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she wasn't lubed anymore
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> so couldn't get it in
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> sucked
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> you shoulda let her do it
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> her on top
[23:05] <CG> spit in her pussy i_X
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she didn't want to take charge
[23:05] <SinisterTengu> then you wouldn't have to worry about it :P
[23:05] <CheatahFailed> she thought I was KIDDING when I said I was a n00bie at this shit
[23:05] <CG> l.m.f.a.o.
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> im like
[23:06] <CG> you said n00bie irl?
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> LOL
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> ya
[23:06] <CG> :(
[23:06] <CG> not with sex man
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> way to kill the moment
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> boy
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> was I a huge flop
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:06] * |darc| tries not to laugh
[23:06] <CG> sry man
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I need a fuck buddy
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> to practice
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I thing
[23:06] <CG> lol
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> its cuzz
[23:06] <butters> did you at least do some bukake?
[23:06] <CG> have her be
[23:06] <CG> dude
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> I wasn't attracted to her
[23:06] <CG> tell her stright up
[23:06] <CG> she wants it
[23:06] <CG> let her have it
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> so I couldn't do it right
[23:06] <CheatahFailed> otherwise
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> not only that
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> but she didn't want to suck my dick
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> she is like I don't suck dicks
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> im like ok
[23:07] <CheatahFailed> there goes the lube
[23:07] <CG> meh
[23:07] <butters> why are you having to lube anyways?
[23:07] <butters> women have natural lubrication
[23:08] <CG> you'll get it eventually
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> well
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> I played with her
[23:08] <CG> like i said, or get her really wet lol
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> and she lubed up fast
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> it was even dripping down
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> my hand
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> but then when it came to sticking it in
[23:08] <CheatahFailed> all hell broke lose
[23:08] <CG> :(
[23:08] <butters> couldn't turn the light on?
[23:08] <CG> that prolly woulda helped
[23:09] <SinisterTengu> a chick could get dried out depending on how long you go, so you might need lube..
[23:09] <CG> sean you crazy megalomaniac
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> we were in the park
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> I couldn't see anyting
[23:09] <butters> goddamnit something is still wanting kdebase and kde-env
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> if their was light
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> I wouldn't have the damn problem
[23:09] <CheatahFailed> cuzz I can see where im putting it
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> the fact I have very little experience putting it in the first place
[23:10] <butters> in the park wtf
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> she wanted to do it in the park
[23:10] <CG> you so should of went somewhere else lol
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> kind of spontaneus
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> I know I should of
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> but this is what sh ewanted
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:10] <CG> ic
[23:10] <CG> well
[23:10] <CG> do what i said
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> so its her fault
[23:10] <CG> ask her to be fuck buddies
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> and try again
[23:10] <CG> im sure she'll agree
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> so I can learn
[23:10] <CheatahFailed> she can teach me
[23:10] <CG> on perhaps a bed....
[23:11] <CG> futon (sp?)
[23:11] <CG> if she wants it, why would she pass it up lol
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> because
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> I guess she just wanted a quickie
[23:11] <CheatahFailed> but she didn't tell me this
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> so I didn't know
[23:12] <CG> o
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> I Was thinkin full 4 hour or deal
[23:12] * Joins: Prophet][ (~sonic_ani@List-347AF638.sa.bigpond.net.au)
[23:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Prophet][
[23:12] <ben--> way hey
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> where I can learn a few things
[23:12] <Prophet][> way hey
[23:12] <CG> lol
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> I wanted to learn more then anything
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> but that didn't happen
[23:12] <CheatahFailed> it wasn't even for the sex lol
[23:12] <butters> CheatahFailed, your first time?
[23:12] <CG> i dunno with me, i dident really start experamenting an shit untill me an this one girl fell in love. then i learned how to werk it heh
[23:13] <CG> but i dident have to many problems before then
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> second time
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> but first time
[23:13] <butters> heh
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> the girl was plenty lubed
[23:13] <butters> i've never bothered with sex
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> but I sucked really bad then ALSO
[23:13] <CheatahFailed> maybe its just cuzz it doesn't feel right
[23:13] <|darc|> maybe you like guys?
[23:13] <butters> no |darc|
[23:13] <butters> def not
[23:13] * SinisterTengu is using de2.mrc written by apexad, dll written by _aprentice_
[23:14] <SinisterTengu> grr..
[23:14] <butters> just too much time and effort involved
[23:14] <|darc|> no butters CheatahFailed
[23:14] <butters> oh lol
[23:15] <CG> next time just get ur hands wettish an rub her clit for a while, get her nice an wet an try again....or dry hump the bitch
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> no
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> I don't like guys!!!
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> fuck that
[23:15] <butters> goddamnit i have -arts in my make.conf and it's still trying to put it in my world...
[23:15] <CheatahFailed> if I guy EVER touched me in a sexual way of any kind, I would stab them and say they sexually assaulted me
[23:15] <CG> fuckarts
[23:16] <CG> whoa
[23:16] <CG> homophobic
[23:16] <|darc|> you think it would've helped if she liked anal?
[23:16] <CG> this one dude kinda rubbed my stomach the other day. i guess you could say im friends with him. he did it just messing around and it was like the gayest thing that ever happened to me lol
[23:16] <CG> hes not gay either. i dunno
[23:17] <CG> he has a g/f
[23:17] <SinisterTengu> heh
[23:17] <CG> could be a beard or w/e
[23:17] <SinisterTengu> most guy friends do stupid fake gay stuff
[23:17] <CG> i dont have to many guy friends
[23:18] <CG> dudes are coo tho. w/e jus most people are irraticly annoying
[23:18] <CG> lol w/e
[23:19] <|darc|> so what happened cheatah?
[23:19] <CG> i got like 1 guy friend for every 3 girl friends prolly
[23:19] <CG> he ran off
[23:19] <|darc|> ?
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> OMG scroll up
[23:19] <CG> he should call that old lady on tv that talks about sex
[23:19] <CG> lol
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> I don't wanna repeat it all again
[23:19] <CheatahFailed> my fingers are sore
[23:19] <|darc|> no no what happened after?
[23:20] <SinisterTengu> lol
[23:20] <CG> i seen that
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> from playing with her
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> what do you mean after?
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> so we stopped
[23:20] <CG> you would stab a buy from playing with her?
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> put clothes back on
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> and walked her home
[23:20] <CheatahFailed> and told her im a failure
[23:20] <CG> buy = guy
[23:20] <CG> duuuude
[23:20] <CG> call her
[23:20] <CG> be like hey come over
[23:20] * Quits: KaeruKami (mailto:blackfrog@List-1412D631.dynamic.mts.net) (Closed IRC: )
[23:20] <CG> gimme another chance, lets work this out
[23:20] <CG> lol
[23:20] <CG> U WILL GET LAID
[23:21] * Quits: Prophet][ (~sonic_ani@List-347AF638.sa.bigpond.net.au) (Closed IRC: the angular velocity of theta = 3)
[23:21] <CG> say you were scared an shit
[23:21] <CG> she'll prolly understand
[23:21] <CG> you were inthe fucking park
[23:21] <|darc|> yeah use the park as an excuse
[23:21] <CG> >:D
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> it was uhh...cold ;)
[23:22] <CG> sand in my shoes
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> you thought someone was watching, so you were nervous
[23:22] * Joins: CACTUS_leather (mailto:who_did_it@List-27F1AD4E.charterpa.com)
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> something sharp kept poking your back
[23:22] <CG> lol
[23:22] <SinisterTengu> you heard an animal in the bushes ;)
[23:23] <CG> an you heard nosies in the bushes
[23:23] <CG> OMG
[23:23] <SinisterTengu> etc
[23:23] <SinisterTengu> haha
[23:23] <CG> typical story line
[23:23] <CG> or a moment of ESP
[23:23] <CG> we will never know
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[23:23] <MasterShake> psst
[23:23] <MasterShake> hey guys
[23:23] <MasterShake> wanna see a pic of me and sinny t?
[23:24] <butters> yes
[23:24] <butters> i wanna print it and stick it on my wall and throw darts at it
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> no
[23:24] <MasterShake> http://feature.atlrec.com/quicktime/jun ... /img02.jpg
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> psh
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> you're a dork :P
[23:24] <MasterShake> derek's in the green
[23:24] <CG> LMFAO
[23:24] * Quits: Invisix (mailto:invisix@List-26462EAF.sd.sd.cox.net) (Connection reset by peer)
[23:24] <MasterShake> he's the gay one
[23:24] <SinisterTengu> thats Junior Senior :P
[23:24] <butters> i'm guessing sinny is the one in the orange shirt
[23:24] <MasterShake> yeah right
[23:24] <CG> i have to admit, that is rather amusing
[23:25] <CG> wait, whos the gay one?
[23:25] <MasterShake> sinny is the guy in the green
[23:25] <MasterShake> seinor is the gay one
[23:25] <MasterShake> junior is the stright one
[23:25] <CG> seinor = ?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> I was hella nervous
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> lol
[23:25] <MasterShake> junior senior
[23:25] <CG> tell her that man
[23:25] <MasterShake> they're a dance... group thing
[23:25] <CG> wouldent you feel much more comfortable in you room?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> I dunno
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> if I want it anymore
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> that kinda gave me a slap to the head
[23:25] <SinisterTengu> I think I've only shown one pic of myself in here
[23:25] <CG> reality check
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> ya
[23:25] <MasterShake> derek why dont you have your ops?
[23:25] <CheatahFailed> reality check
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> do I WANT to be doing this?
[23:26] <MasterShake> have you been STRIPPED OF THEM?!
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> what up cheatah
[23:26] <MasterShake> for being HOMO
[23:26] <SinisterTengu> lol
[23:26] <SinisterTengu> !op
[23:26] * DCEmu sets mode: +o SinisterTengu
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> sup CACTUS_leather
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> what ya bummed out at man
[23:26] <butters> CACTUS_leather, cheatah failed to have sex :P
[23:26] <MasterShake> goin down town
[23:26] <|darc|> cheatah fuck yes, its sex.
[23:26] <CG> CACTUS_leather, we never got to play xbox that night :/
[23:26] <CheatahFailed> long story CACTUS_leather
[23:26] <CACTUS_leather> damn gotta hate that shit
[23:26] <butters> CACTUS_leather, he couldn't get it in @_@
[23:26] <|darc|> ask your mom for help, CheatahFailed
[23:27] <CG> thats a typical problem lol, i hear it a lot from girls
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> NO SHit
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> my mom wtf??
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> wann knwo a secret form the old cactus
[23:27] <CG> its not hard though. just stick it in lol
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> it works liek ths
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> its not hard
[23:27] <CheatahFailed> when you can SEE!!!
[23:27] <CACTUS_leather> there are pleasure points on a woman man
[23:27] <|darc|> she'll understand, CheatahFailed
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> but I couldn't see shit
[23:28] <CG> even if you cant see
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> not only was I not wearing my glasses
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> and it was dark
[23:28] <CACTUS_leather> put your finger in tehre first aiight and use your dick as target practice man
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> and she wasn't lubed
[23:28] <CG> iv had sex in the shower in the dark
[23:28] <CheatahFailed> it was just all bad
[23:28] <CG> thats semi-hard
[23:28] <CACTUS_leather> use a glow i the dark condom dude
[23:28] <CG> ok and maybe to much
[23:28] <CG> but ya
[23:28] <butters> CG has had anal too
[23:28] <|darc|> why the fuck do you need to lube her?
[23:29] <CACTUS_leather> man if you get her wet enough her twat gets wet it self man
[23:29] <CACTUS_leather> thatacts as lube
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> glow in the dark condom
[23:29] <CG> thats what i said
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> I didn't even get the condom on
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> she didn't let me put it on
[23:29] <MasterShake> woah wait... you couldnt find her hole?
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> bleh
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> it all WENT WRONG
[23:29] <CG> fick a glow in the dark condom
[23:29] <CheatahFailed> WRONG WRONG WRONG
I remember that night. Funny stuff. I also remember one night where 007 had a bunch of high school girls over on his webcam.
Read through most of it, that just seems pathetic.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Maturion » Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:36 pm

I'm still trying to figure out how you can invent a nickname like "007Cheater" or even better "Cheatah".
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by mankrip » Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:47 pm

Maturion wrote:I'm still trying to figure out how you can invent a nickname like "007Cheater" or even better "Cheatah".
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by GyroVorbis » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:33 am

Dude, Cheatah's admission of his sexual inadequacies in IRC is something that I will always remember. Thank every one of you that saved that conversation. There will never be a point in my life where I won't smile after reading that. :D
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by ace » Sat May 10, 2008 11:43 am

lol, you guys quoted the whole text.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by LyonHrt » Thu May 15, 2008 7:04 pm

talk about bedtime reading blimey :)
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by melancholy » Thu May 15, 2008 9:00 pm

:o

LyonHrt? Seriously?
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by LyonHrt » Fri May 16, 2008 3:28 am

:wink:
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by LyonHrt » Sat May 31, 2008 4:22 pm

in this the 21st and a half century it counts as the same thing ;)
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Narcissus » Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:39 pm

Lol. Classic. What happened to Cheetah anyway? I saw on the front page you had to switch to .org because of "issues with the owner". Finally boot his ass out?
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by |darc| » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:24 pm

Narcissus wrote:Lol. Classic. What happened to Cheetah anyway? I saw on the front page you had to switch to .org because of "issues with the owner". Finally boot his ass out?
Long story short: he put me in charge a few years ago, he tried to fuck me earlier this year, so I fucked him instead.

So yeah, we finally booted him.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Narcissus » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:58 pm

|darc| wrote:
Narcissus wrote:Lol. Classic. What happened to Cheetah anyway? I saw on the front page you had to switch to .org because of "issues with the owner". Finally boot his ass out?
Long story short: he put me in charge a few years ago, he tried to fuck me earlier this year, so I fucked him instead.

So yeah, we finally booted him.
LOL. Nice. I never really had contact with 007 personally, but I knew he pissed a lot of people off regularly.
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Re: Best of DCEmu Vol 4.: 007Cheater

Post by Narcissus » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:22 pm

Hasney wrote:I feel I need to get something of my chest....

.... I am Sarcastic Steve
Really? Or are you just being sarcastic?
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