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No ketchup!

Post by butters » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:06 pm

Dear fast food chains of the world:

Why would I want to eat French fries without ketchup? You don't ask me if I want ketchup, then I get home with none in the bag. Have you gotten so cheap that you can't afford to put a couple of ketchup packets in everyone's bag like you used to?

Sincerely,

A happy customer
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by AgentGreen » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:10 pm

I know! My local McDonalds does it because business isn't too booming, yet the one in my boyfriend's hometown doesn't put it in unless you ask!
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Post by mankrip » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:17 pm

butters wrote:You don't ask me if I want ketchup, then I get home with none in the bag.
GO BUY A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP DAMMIT
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by Code-Red » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:32 pm

Fries are good enough by themselves.
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Post by Specially Cork » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:50 pm

Eww ketchup. The taste of tomatoes in any form = serious fail.
BBQ Sauce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ketchup.

Oh and:
Code-Red wrote:Fries are good enough by themselves.
This.
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Post by AgentGreen » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:00 pm

BoneyCork wrote:Eww ketchup. The taste of tomatoes in any form = serious fail.
BBQ Sauce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ketchup.

Oh and:
Code-Red wrote:Fries are good enough by themselves.
This.
One of BBQ sauce's main ingredients is...DUN DUN DUN... TOMATO!

Maybe you should stick to Mint Jelly and Worchestershire Sauce, English.

Which reminds me, Worcestershire Sauce is bitchin' on fries.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by Thomas » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:14 am

Code-Red wrote:Fries are good enough by themselves.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by TyBO » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:18 am

A co-worker of mine from the state of Utah introduced me to "fry sauce."

50% Ketchup +
50% Mayo =
100% Glorious
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Post by AgentGreen » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:25 am

Utah scares the fuck outta me
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Post by Roofus » Tue Aug 14, 2007 2:51 am

BoneyCork wrote:Eww ketchup. The taste of tomatoes in any form = serious fail.
BBQ Sauce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ketchup.
Farmers' Market tomatoes = win.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by Specially Cork » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:39 am

One of BBQ sauce's main ingredients is...DUN DUN DUN... TOMATO!
But it doesn't taste of tomato does it? NO. And that's what I said isn't it? YES. I win don't I? YES. I'm sexy too aren't I? YES.

I win.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by Mark30001 » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:02 am

I could eat fries without any sauce, but it depends on where they are from (Burger King fries).

Honey Mustard > BBQ > Catsup
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by |darc| » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:08 am

Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by AgentGreen » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:01 am

BoneyCork wrote:
One of BBQ sauce's main ingredients is...DUN DUN DUN... TOMATO!
But it doesn't taste of tomato does it? NO. And that's what I said isn't it? YES. I win don't I? YES. I'm sexy too aren't I? YES.

I win.
If you removed the tomato, you'd certainly notice a difference in taste. Possibly a gross one :-P
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by DaMadFiddler » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:46 am

I agree that BBQ sauce is ketchup 2.0, but bemoaning tomatoes means boney = lose. Also, if you really don't like the taste of tomato, that would make you the only person I have ever met who doesn't like spaghetti :o
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Post by Strapping Scherzo » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:15 am

I love to mix ketchup with other liquid condiments like mustard, mayo or tzatziki sauce.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by Roofus » Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:56 pm

|darc| wrote:Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.
You're wrong; All fries get ketchup and chicken strips get honey mustard.
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Post by Specially Cork » Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:45 pm

DaMadFiddler wrote:I agree that BBQ sauce is ketchup 2.0, but bemoaning tomatoes means boney = lose. Also, if you really don't like the taste of tomato, that would make you the only person I have ever met who doesn't like spaghetti :o
I don't like spaghetti. In fact, I don't like most Italian food, because I don't like tomotoes and they're obsessed with them. I'm not the biggest fan of any sort of pasta-type dish anyway. For some reason 99% of pasta-based meals don't have any sort of proper meat portion. Unless my meal is at least 30% dead animal, I don't feel like I've eaten properly.
AgentGreen wrote:If you removed the tomato, you'd certainly notice a difference in taste. Possibly a gross one :-P
If I removed the blood from a sexy lady I'd have a lifeless, rotting corpse. Doesn't mean I have to like blood though. :P
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by butters » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:34 pm

Roofus wrote:
|darc| wrote:Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.
You're wrong; All fries get ketchup and chicken strips get honey mustard.
Still wrong. Most fries get ketchup, and chicken strips get gravy.
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Re: No ketchup!

Post by DaMadFiddler » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:44 pm

butters wrote:
Roofus wrote:
|darc| wrote:Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.
You're wrong; All fries get ketchup and chicken strips get honey mustard.
Still wrong. Most fries get ketchup, and chicken strips get gravy.
If you're still talking about McDonald's, fries get ketchup and chicken strips get the garbage can. Seriously. McDonald's "chicken" products taste like fried Play-Doh.
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