Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

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Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:55 am

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Will Hero overcome villain? Probably! But try to maintain the suspension of disbelief by thinking we MIGHT destroy our main character! TO BE CONTINUED!
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by Mark30001 » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:46 am

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EPISODE 2

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:47 am

WHEN WE LAST LEFT HERO AND HIS GANG OF FLUNKIES THAT HAVE NO USE TO ANYONE BUT TO BE CHEERLEADERS TO HIS BATTLES NOW THAT EVERY ENEMY AND HERO KEEP GROWING IN POWER AND THEY STAGNATE BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES THEM, HERO GOT HIS ASS KICKED BECAUSE HE'S AN OVERCONFIDENT BADASS DOUCHE AND VILLAIN IS AN OVERCONFIDENT BADASS DOUCHE THAT KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT!

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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:53 am

Mark30001 wrote:
Yup, that is one of the animes that inspires me to do this. Guess some more!
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by DaMadFiddler » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:03 am

That's totally inaccurate. You left out people flying through blank space in dramatic poses, and charging up attacks that seemingly take hours to ready, and Naive Girl being protected (begrudgingly) by Misogynist But Good-at-Heart Hero.

Throw in some convoluted backstories, a prince/princess in disguise, and a world-corrupting evil power, and you've got most RPGs too.
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:10 am

DaMadFiddler wrote:That's totally inaccurate. You left out people flying through blank space in dramatic poses, and charging up attacks that seemingly take hours to ready, and Naive Girl being protected (begrudgingly) by Misogynist But Good-at-Heart Hero.

Throw in some convoluted backstories, a prince/princess in disguise, and a world-corrupting evil power, and you've got most RPGs too.
Dude you just gave away 5 seasons worth of plotline! GAH! IT'S RUINED!!!!
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:17 pm

WHEN WE LAST LEFT HERO AND SECONDARY AND CHARACTERS, HERO WAS IN A FIGHT GETTING HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY VILLAIN AND SECONDARY AND CHARACTERS, WHILE STILL POWERFUL JUST OTHERWISE USELESS BECAUSE THE FRANCHISE HAS CHANGED FOCUS AND THE WRITER HAS NO IDEAS ON WHAT TO DO WITH THEM, DO NOTHING TO HELP HERO OUT OF SOME STUPID CONCEPT OF HONOR EVEN THOUGH HE'S GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT WHO CAN'T REMEMBER TO DO THINGS MENTOR TOLD HIM TO DO AT THE START OF THE FIGHT AND IT TAKES A FEW BLOWS TO THE HEAD TO JAR THESE THINGS LOOSE. BUT REGARDLESS, HE JUST DEFEATED VILLAIN BECAUSE HE FINALLY REMEMBERED WHILE VILLAIN WAS MAKING A BIG SPEECH AFTER TOYING WITH HERO! VILLAIN SWORE REVENGE AND ESCAPED, EVEN THOUGH THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT TIME TO KILL HIM SO HE DOESN'T CAUSE MORE MISCHIEF! NOW THAT THIS 13 MINUTE RECAP OF THE LAST 6 EPISODES IS OVER, PROVING THAT 98% OF ALL HAPPENINGS IN AN ANIME ACTION SERIES IS BULLSHIT FILLER, WILL THE PEACE HERO HAS WON LAST FOR VERY LONG? OF COURSE NOT, WE'RE MORE INTERESTED IN MILKING A MEDIOCRE SERIES FOR YEARS RATHER THAN MAKING A SHORT, ARTISTIC, AND WELL-WRITTEN MINISERIES!
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WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW THAT THIS NEW FOE HAS APPEARED? PROBABLY THE SAME SHIT BECAUSE IT'LL KEEP YOU GUYS GLUED TO THE TV AT NIGHT RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by mankrip » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:27 pm

AgentGreen wrote:WILL THE PEACE HERO HAS WON LAST FOR VERY LONG? OF COURSE NOT, WE'RE MORE INTERESTED IN MILKING A MEDIOCRE SERIES FOR YEARS RATHER THAN MAKING A SHORT, ARTISTIC, AND WELL-WRITTEN MINISERIES!
Marvel and DC does exactly the same thing.
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:29 pm

Manoel wrote:
AgentGreen wrote:WILL THE PEACE HERO HAS WON LAST FOR VERY LONG? OF COURSE NOT, WE'RE MORE INTERESTED IN MILKING A MEDIOCRE SERIES FOR YEARS RATHER THAN MAKING A SHORT, ARTISTIC, AND WELL-WRITTEN MINISERIES!
Marvel and DC does exactly the same thing.
One word: Sandman
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by lackofsense » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:10 pm


I find that this show breaks the formula nicely.
sense-lacking is a tough job but somebody's got to do it
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by Wagh » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:23 pm

AgentGreen wrote:
Manoel wrote:
AgentGreen wrote:WILL THE PEACE HERO HAS WON LAST FOR VERY LONG? OF COURSE NOT, WE'RE MORE INTERESTED IN MILKING A MEDIOCRE SERIES FOR YEARS RATHER THAN MAKING A SHORT, ARTISTIC, AND WELL-WRITTEN MINISERIES!
Marvel and DC does exactly the same thing.
One word: Sandman

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Come on now. Sandman is over pretentious crap and you know it :P
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by AgentGreen » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:26 pm

Wagh wrote:
AgentGreen wrote:
Manoel wrote:
AgentGreen wrote:WILL THE PEACE HERO HAS WON LAST FOR VERY LONG? OF COURSE NOT, WE'RE MORE INTERESTED IN MILKING A MEDIOCRE SERIES FOR YEARS RATHER THAN MAKING A SHORT, ARTISTIC, AND WELL-WRITTEN MINISERIES!
Marvel and DC does exactly the same thing.
One word: Sandman

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Come on now. Sandman is over pretentious crap and you know it :P
WRONG! It's AWARD WINNING pretentious crap!
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Re: Why AgentGreen hates most anime.

Post by lackofsense » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:09 pm

i thought sandman was quite enjoyable if a tad bit formulaic
sense-lacking is a tough job but somebody's got to do it
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