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Post by mrandyk » Thu May 17, 2007 11:44 pm

heres one:

<mrandyk> heterosexuality is a good thing
<az_bont> homosexuality isn't half bad, i guess
<az_bont> the gays seem to like it
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<mrandyk> and now for our homosexuality expert we go live to cak, take it away
<cak> yes i like the sex with two men and no pussy
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Post by cak! » Thu May 17, 2007 11:45 pm

i guess if you cant beat them, fake it

but you know all about beating them dont you?
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Post by mrandyk » Thu May 17, 2007 11:45 pm

loser? sounds more like jealous of my post.
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Post by mrandyk » Thu May 17, 2007 11:46 pm

well, i have gone through puberty so i do know what masterbation is yes. let me know when you go through it.
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Post by AgentGreen » Thu May 17, 2007 11:58 pm

when Megaman8x was talking about anal porking his girl because she's got such a rotten snoo?
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Post by Luriden » Fri May 18, 2007 3:02 am

Yep.

Who was it that had the problem with the girlfriend who gushes too much? Someone suggested he put a trash bag under her. :guffaw:
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Post by melancholy » Fri May 18, 2007 3:38 am

Skater_dusto wrote:Here's my dilemma. When I first started going down on my girlfriend, I could give her multiple orgasms through clitoral and g-spot stimulation(And a couple other ways). She never came up until 2 months ago. She let out a nice little stream and I had to wash my sheets. No biggy. As long as she enjoyed herself. :lol:
From then on I encouraged her to cum if she felt the need. And she did. But last night she almost started crying because she thinks that it's sick. She's starting to cum a lot now. With each orgasm she lets out a couple tablespoons or so of her sweet nectar. And she feels really uncomfortable. We talked about it for a while and I finally broke through to her, she almost wanted to never let me go down on her again. EEEEK! We sorted all of that jazz out, but I need a couple of other ways to tell her that it's natural! I don't mind it. But the way I deal with it now is buy laying out some tissues, which no doubt makes her feel disgusted.

Can anyone tell me what they do when they go down on their girlfriends? Someone suggested laying out a section of garbage bags on my bed, but I don't think that's going to make her feel more comfortable. Is there anything she can do on her part to cum a little less? Surely she can hold some of it in, but I don't want her to loose any pleasure. My girlfriend and I talked about this again when I walked her home, and she said that she'd probably get over this in about a week or so, but still... she said she'll probably always think that it's gross. I'm glad I made the breakthrough though, she's willing to let me continue going down on her. WHEW. So yeah, ahhhh. This really sucks. I've been scouring the net for a while but I have a couple of important projects due and I'm up to my next. Someone please help me!
Man, I had no idea that topic was that old. :o

Still, there are some classic quotes in there. :lol:
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Post by butters » Fri May 18, 2007 6:49 am

PURGE NULL!
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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Fri May 18, 2007 8:57 am

OMG now bill gates's system wouldnt even be able to store a single byte per post!
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Post by lackofsense » Fri May 18, 2007 10:48 am

I know I do
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Post by Roofus » Fri May 18, 2007 1:36 pm

We're still 15,279 posts away from 640 kibiposts.
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Post by DaMadFiddler » Fri May 18, 2007 1:37 pm

So how many floppy disks does it take to hold the forums now?
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Post by az_bont » Fri May 18, 2007 2:01 pm

DaMadFiddler wrote:So how many floppy disks does it take to hold the forums now?
472 for the entire (GZIP compressed) database, or 485 if you include the avatar directory, assuming ordinary 1440 KiB DSHD floppy disks.
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Post by Sir Savant » Fri May 18, 2007 2:04 pm

wtf?
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Post by Zealous zerotype » Fri May 18, 2007 4:29 pm

I know. I fell your pain, sadly.
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Post by mrandyk » Fri May 18, 2007 4:55 pm

that asshole banned me last night.
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Post by mrandyk » Fri May 18, 2007 4:57 pm

so its not even 1 gig with avatars when compressed? that amazes me, must be some massive compression. or i just have no idea what the hell im talking about.
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Post by mrandyk » Fri May 18, 2007 5:00 pm

lol
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Post by az_bont » Fri May 18, 2007 8:46 pm

mrandyk wrote:so its not even 1 gig with avatars when compressed? that amazes me, must be some massive compression. or i just have no idea what the hell im talking about.
http://searchstorage.techtarget.com/sDe ... 96,00.html

If we assume that it is 1GB uncompressed (it is likely more), that would be equivalent to a pickup truck filled with books, or 200 copies of the complete works of Shakespeare.

Bear in mind that the database in plain text, and so this thread, for example, so far probably weighs in at less than a single kilobyte.
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Post by Smiley » Fri May 18, 2007 9:58 pm

lol...I remember all those outrageous claims that Sam Tramiel, or whoever was the pres of atari at the time made about the jag. Very similiar to all the dumb-arsed comments that ken kutaragi.
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