approval for DCEmulation

[|darc|]

Hi Eric,

What will you do if DCEmulation's revenue falls short and you need cash immediately?

It can take up to 3 months to get approved for a small business loan, which is a long time to wait if you need to make payroll or pay suppliers. After having a bad month a recent client of ours was at risk of having to close their doors....until we stepped in with the $25K they needed to keep going until revenue picked up.

Would you like to hear how you can get DCEmulation approved for a loan in 24 hours or less?

Thanks,

Stephanie
888-985-2215
Funding National Partners

ahhh, i love spam emails tied to my domain registration

[Specially Cork]

On that note, I've been on staff for several years now and have yet to receive any pay.

I didn't want to bring it up because I respect you as our leader and as as sexual partner, but I have several mouths to feed and a crippling drug habit.

The minimum wage in New Orleans is apparently $7.25, which is fucking shit so I'm doubling it, then adding on a premium as I have over 10 years of experience. So let's say $20.00/hour

I spend about 100 hours here a week, and I'm not sure when I started as a mod but let's say 3 years just to be kind.

$20.00 x 100 = $2,000

$2,000 x 52 = $104,000

$104,000 x 3 = $312,000

I think that's completely unreasonable and there's no way you can pay so let's cut to the chase...

If you want to instead, I could send you some pictures of myself and you could cum tribute them for me?

[|darc|]

I don't think that's unreasonable. Send away.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I wonder how much money Cheetah is making from his version of the site?

At least enough to buy a jar full of jelly beans I bet.

[Specially Cork]

I couldn't PM them so I'm posting them here.

Now, I realize there's more than one guy here so obviously they're not all of me. In fact, none of them are me, but I'd like some tributes anyway. If you could also post them here, publicly, that would be great. Thx.