Cheatah has reproduced...
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...
It's a little too late for me, as I already have my own kid, but for all the other Midcore Parents out there his opinions could prove very insightful.
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I'm a creep why? We're friends on facebook. It was on my timeline.Juan wrote:you sir are a creep.
It's thinking...
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Imagine being a woman.
Imagine not having a penis, but having a juicy vagina.
Imagine having sex.
Imagine lying on the bed with a man on top of you.
Imagine that man is Cheetah.
Imagine his beady little Pee Wee Herman face staring at you with affection.
Imagine your legs wide open and his penis sliding in to you.
Imagine his huffing and panting and thrusting.
Imagine his hot semen filing your insides.
Imagine cleaning yourself off while he fills a jar with Jolly Ranchers.
Imagine pissing on a pregnancy test and getting a positive result.
Imagine vomiting every morning as his spawn leeches off your body.
Imagine your stomach growing incredibly large, stretching your skin.
Imagine your swollen ankles.
Imagine his stupid gooney face as he holds you in pre-natal class.
Imagine that breast pump he buys you with his Lik-Sang comissions.
Imagine going into labor.
Imagine his hand holding yours as you go through painful contractions.
Imagine squeezing his parasite out of your vagina.
Imagine it writhing in your arms as you let it suck your nipples.
IMAGINE IT
Imagine not having a penis, but having a juicy vagina.
Imagine having sex.
Imagine lying on the bed with a man on top of you.
Imagine that man is Cheetah.
Imagine his beady little Pee Wee Herman face staring at you with affection.
Imagine your legs wide open and his penis sliding in to you.
Imagine his huffing and panting and thrusting.
Imagine his hot semen filing your insides.
Imagine cleaning yourself off while he fills a jar with Jolly Ranchers.
Imagine pissing on a pregnancy test and getting a positive result.
Imagine vomiting every morning as his spawn leeches off your body.
Imagine your stomach growing incredibly large, stretching your skin.
Imagine your swollen ankles.
Imagine his stupid gooney face as he holds you in pre-natal class.
Imagine that breast pump he buys you with his Lik-Sang comissions.
Imagine going into labor.
Imagine his hand holding yours as you go through painful contractions.
Imagine squeezing his parasite out of your vagina.
Imagine it writhing in your arms as you let it suck your nipples.
IMAGINE IT
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...
of course Cheetah had one of those awful gender reveal parties.
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i came for mid-core pron, and thanks to boney, i leave satisfied.
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Boneycork, I fucking swear... You could be making millions.
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...
Specially Cork wrote:Imagine being a woman.
Imagine not having a penis, but having a juicy vagina.
Imagine having sex.
Imagine lying on the bed with a man on top of you.
Imagine that man is Cheetah.
Imagine his beady little Pee Wee Herman face staring at you with affection.
Imagine your legs wide open and his penis sliding in to you.
Imagine his huffing and panting and thrusting.
Imagine his hot semen filing your insides.
Imagine cleaning yourself off while he fills a jar with Jolly Ranchers.
Imagine pissing on a pregnancy test and getting a positive result.
Imagine vomiting every morning as his spawn leeches off your body.
Imagine your stomach growing incredibly large, stretching your skin.
Imagine your swollen ankles.
Imagine his stupid gooney face as he holds you in pre-natal class.
Imagine that breast pump he buys you with his Lik-Sang comissions.
Imagine going into labor.
Imagine his hand holding yours as you go through painful contractions.
Imagine squeezing his parasite out of your vagina.
Imagine it writhing in your arms as you let it suck your nipples.
IMAGINE IT
I tried imagining all that, but I came half way. I'll try again tomorrow, but no promises.
