Cheatah has reproduced...

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Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by |darc| » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:27 pm

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It's thinking...
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by Juan » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:52 pm

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Congratulations to him, and you sir are a creep.
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by Specially Cork » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:15 am

It's a little too late for me, as I already have my own kid, but for all the other Midcore Parents out there his opinions could prove very insightful.
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Post by |darc| » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:55 am

Juan wrote:you sir are a creep.
I'm a creep why? We're friends on facebook. It was on my timeline. :P
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by Code-Red » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:01 pm

I'm surprised he managed to find the hole
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by Specially Cork » Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:42 am

Imagine being a woman.
Imagine not having a penis, but having a juicy vagina.
Imagine having sex.
Imagine lying on the bed with a man on top of you.
Imagine that man is Cheetah.
Imagine his beady little Pee Wee Herman face staring at you with affection.
Imagine your legs wide open and his penis sliding in to you.
Imagine his huffing and panting and thrusting.
Imagine his hot semen filing your insides.
Imagine cleaning yourself off while he fills a jar with Jolly Ranchers.
Imagine pissing on a pregnancy test and getting a positive result.
Imagine vomiting every morning as his spawn leeches off your body.
Imagine your stomach growing incredibly large, stretching your skin.
Imagine your swollen ankles.
Imagine his stupid gooney face as he holds you in pre-natal class.
Imagine that breast pump he buys you with his Lik-Sang comissions.
Imagine going into labor.
Imagine his hand holding yours as you go through painful contractions.
Imagine squeezing his parasite out of your vagina.
Imagine it writhing in your arms as you let it suck your nipples.
IMAGINE IT
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by |darc| » Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:57 pm

oh my god.
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by Calavera » Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:14 am

I will NOT imagine that!
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Post by Jeeba Jabba » Sat Feb 28, 2015 1:43 pm

of course Cheetah had one of those awful gender reveal parties.
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Post by I.M. Weasel » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:02 pm

i came for mid-core pron, and thanks to boney, i leave satisfied.
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Post by pixel » Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:27 pm

Imagine that breast pump he buys you with his Lik-Sang comissions.
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by not just souLLy now » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:30 pm

Calling it now. Thread of the year 2015.
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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by Eviltaco64X » Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:12 am

Boneycork, I fucking swear... You could be making millions.

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Re: Cheatah has reproduced...

Post by DanteJay » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:06 am

Specially Cork wrote:Imagine being a woman.
Imagine not having a penis, but having a juicy vagina.
Imagine having sex.
Imagine lying on the bed with a man on top of you.
Imagine that man is Cheetah.
Imagine his beady little Pee Wee Herman face staring at you with affection.
Imagine your legs wide open and his penis sliding in to you.
Imagine his huffing and panting and thrusting.
Imagine his hot semen filing your insides.
Imagine cleaning yourself off while he fills a jar with Jolly Ranchers.
Imagine pissing on a pregnancy test and getting a positive result.
Imagine vomiting every morning as his spawn leeches off your body.
Imagine your stomach growing incredibly large, stretching your skin.
Imagine your swollen ankles.
Imagine his stupid gooney face as he holds you in pre-natal class.
Imagine that breast pump he buys you with his Lik-Sang comissions.
Imagine going into labor.
Imagine his hand holding yours as you go through painful contractions.
Imagine squeezing his parasite out of your vagina.
Imagine it writhing in your arms as you let it suck your nipples.
IMAGINE IT

I tried imagining all that, but I came half way. I'll try again tomorrow, but no promises.
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