I started this damn thread

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I started this damn thread

Post by Eviltaco64X » Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:03 pm

And I'm gonna end it

Now leave it alone.
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Re: I started this damn thread

Post by Jeeba Jabba » Wed Nov 26, 2014 11:22 pm

Suck my dick for money.
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Re: I started this damn thread

Post by Wagh » Thu Nov 27, 2014 6:13 am

Jeeba Jabba wrote:Suck my dick for money.
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Giving H-E-A-D head
Y'all motherfuckers heard what we said
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Re: I started this damn thread

Post by Specially Cork » Thu Nov 27, 2014 8:57 am

One time I was getting head off this woman I'd only just met and I had this moment of clarity, "What am I doing with my life? This is such a low-point. I'm not even enjoying myself. Surely i can do better than this?".

So, I promised myself I'd make a change and never let this happen again.

The following week, I'm in a bathroom stall with this hot blonde unzipping my pants and through the alcohol I remember that vow I took, so I grab my dick away, sit on the toilet, wiggle down a bit, stick one leg up on the toilet-paper dispenser and shove her face into my hairy sweaty asshole in the hope that she'll give me a rim-job.

It worked out, and I have never looked back.
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Re: I started this damn thread

Post by DanteJay » Tue Dec 02, 2014 9:35 am

Specially Cork wrote:... so I grab my dick away, sit on the toilet, wiggle down a bit, stick one leg up on the toilet-paper dispenser and shove her face into my hairy sweaty asshole...
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Re: I started this damn thread

Post by Eviltaco64X » Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:50 pm

THE PROMISE HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT
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Re: I started this damn thread

Post by BlueCrab » Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:07 am

NO.
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