Let's have a homosexual discussion

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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by Specially Cork » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:20 am

I'm confused. Why would you be on this forum if you have a problem with gay people?

While they didn't directly spell it out, I thought Sega made it pretty clear that the Dreamcast was aimed primarily at the homosexual gaming "gaymer" demographic. In fact, beyond simply wanting to support the world's first console aimed at gays*, I see very little reason to own one over a PS2 or XBox. Are they actually straight people out there that own a Dreamcast? The thought honestly never occurred to me until now.

The best thing about Shenmue was Ryo's ass in those tight 80s jeans. Can't imagine what a straight guy would get out of a game like that. :?

*EDIT: Just remembered there was also the Gameboy Color, but I wasn't including handhelds.
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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by Rico Tyrell » Fri Jun 13, 2014 7:58 am

I never had this kind of trouble
I do not approve of the marriage between persons of the same sex
and I don't agree with the moderator who said
dreamcast was made for gays
this crazy guy?
but one thing is for sure the admin Dark has to change its name to PINK
how it drives the other people on this forum shows who he really is
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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by |darc| » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:10 am

Don't ruin Red RIng Rico's name with your slander.

Also, all of the mods and admins meet monthly for homosexual orgies, BlueCrab included. And we always swallow all the semen.
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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by Specially Cork » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:44 am

Rico Tyrell wrote:and I don't agree with the moderator who said
dreamcast was made for gays
this crazy guy?
1) Dreamcast

Dreams? What kind of straight guy buys a "dreamy" console?

2) September 9th 1999

This is the day Dreamcast launched in the USA. It's also International LGBT Day and Hugh Grant's birthday.

3) Former Sega Chief Operating Officer Rand Linden

"This console has the ability to bridge boundaries within society, fostering equality where there is none."

4) Space Channel 5

"We wanted to create a rhythm game tailored to our core demographic"

5) Seaman

"We felt the name would resonate with our main player base"

6) European Safe Sex Promotion

Did you know the Dreamcast was bundled with free condoms in certain European countries? Purchasing the special edition also made an automatic 10 euro donation to an Aids charity (I forgot the name)

7) Shenmue creator Yu Suzuki (one of Japan's most famous bisexuals)

"It should be clear to players after the second game that they're (Nozomi and Joy's) advances do not interest Ryo for several reasons. I have a romantic subplot planned, and it should please most players"

8) Sonic the Hedgehog

He famously came out as gay back in 1997/8 (can't remember exactly)

9) All my gay friends had one

I have literally hundreds of gay friends that surround me daily. We all have anal sex and we all owned Dreamcasts.

10) Prince had one put in his car.

Prince. Fucking prince. As gay as it gets right there.
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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by |darc| » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:00 am

Don't forget the Dreamcast was pretty much used in every gay porno film from 1999-2002 as a background prop, starting with 1999's groundbreaking Anal Dreams 13, which had an amazing scene in which all the men lined up to purchase the Dreamcast at launch day gangbanged the Electronics Boutique clerks opening the store. I think it's the second scene on the film. Sega let them even use the Dreamcast's likeness for free, because, well, we all knew who the Dreamcast was really targetted to. That scene won Best Gay Gangbang Scene of 1999 by Adult Video News (the "oscars of porn").
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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by Juan » Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:21 pm

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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by APE » Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:57 pm

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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by Christuserloeser » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:36 pm

Wow this generates traffic. Let's keep talking about penusses sweeties.

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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by ace » Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:22 am

It's queer here. I like it.
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Re: Let's have a homosexual discussion

Post by pixel » Sun Jun 22, 2014 5:40 pm

ace wrote:It's queer here. I like it.
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