I just farted and it absolutely stank

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I just farted and it absolutely stank

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I doubt it's going to reach you guys, but there's always a chance so just watch out because this one was crippling.

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I once made my girlfriend throw up by eating (at least) a dozen cloves of garlic at a crawfish boil.
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And the very next day farted in my company van, forcing my coworker to pull over onto the side of the road and get out.
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Truly, Jeeba is a hero for all time.
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I did hear that air pollution from asia might be making its way to the west coast of america. You are truly a one-man ecological disaster.
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I've had some pretty rank farts. I had one so bad my friend thought I was joking and that we were around a dump. I also made one of my friends have to pull over and vomit.
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