I just farted and it absolutely stank

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I just farted and it absolutely stank

Post by Specially Cork » Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:10 pm

I doubt it's going to reach you guys, but there's always a chance so just watch out because this one was crippling.

Fair warning to you all.
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Post by Jeeba Jabba » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:14 pm

I once made my girlfriend throw up by eating (at least) a dozen cloves of garlic at a crawfish boil.
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Post by Jeeba Jabba » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:55 pm

And the very next day farted in my company van, forcing my coworker to pull over onto the side of the road and get out.
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Post by Smurph » Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:29 am

Truly, Jeeba is a hero for all time.
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Post by I.M. Weasel » Wed Jan 22, 2014 6:04 pm

I did hear that air pollution from asia might be making its way to the west coast of america. You are truly a one-man ecological disaster.
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Post by Zealous zerotype » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:22 am

I've had some pretty rank farts. I had one so bad my friend thought I was joking and that we were around a dump. I also made one of my friends have to pull over and vomit.
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