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Re: ONE WORD STORY 2: LIGHTNING REBURNS

Post by DanteJay » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:53 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate
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Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with
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Post by DanteJay » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:37 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love,
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Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain,
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Post by DanteJay » Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:33 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and
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Post by BlueCrab » Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:50 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust.
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Post by DanteJay » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:48 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical
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Post by BlueCrab » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:49 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials
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Post by DanteJay » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:56 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin
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Post by BlueCrab » Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:15 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on
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Post by DanteJay » Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:32 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested
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Post by BlueCrab » Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:09 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels
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Post by DanteJay » Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:47 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once
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Post by BlueCrab » Sun Oct 19, 2014 10:46 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the
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Post by DanteJay » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:44 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the intense
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Post by BlueCrab » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:03 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the intense workout
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Post by DanteJay » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:05 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the intense workout regimen
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Post by BlueCrab » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:46 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the intense workout regimen penetrates
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Post by DanteJay » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:43 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the intense workout regimen penetrates the
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Post by BlueCrab » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:56 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would penetrate with love, disdain, and mistrust. Lackadaisical trials begin on uninterested mussels once the intense workout regimen penetrates the silent
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