Hey Tea Partiers

[DanteJay]

Unlike the previous deceiving topic with the same name, this is the official thread for fans of the Canadian rock band The Tea Party. If you lock this thread, Jeff Martin is going to come here and kick your ass.



You don't wanna mess with him. He's from Windsor. That's like our Detroit. Only slightly less poverty and no Olive Garden.

[Specially Cork]

Doesn't matter how much he rocks.
His country's head of state is an old lady who doesn't even live there.
Weak.

[DanteJay]

Doesn't matter how much he rocks.
His country's head of state is an old lady who doesn't even live there.
Weak.

Whoa, whoa... Let's not get carried away here. No one said he rocks.

[Specially Cork]

Look at him with his Cherry Sunburst Les Paul and designer beard. Faggorific.

[Specially Cork]

AND IS THAT A PINK SCARF?

[Specially Cork]

NO IT ISN'T. IT'S A FUCKING OLD LADY SHAWL.

[mrandyk]

Look at him with his Cherry Sunburst Les Paul and designer beard. Faggorific.

There is nothing wrong with the Les Paul, all great rock stars play them. The beard, scarf, leather coat mix is what makes him a fag.

[DaMadFiddler]

Why was my thread locked, anyway? Lacking any evidence or explanation, I arbitrarily blame Jeeba.

[DanteJay]

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK

DMF, I could have sworn that was your typing.

[Specially Cork]

There is nothing wrong with the Les Paul, all great rock stars play them.

[mrandyk]

I have no idea what you are getting at with that video.

[Specially Cork]

SHE'S PLAYING A CHERRY SUNBURST GIBSON LES PAUL. I AM SUGGESTING THAT THIS MODEL OF GUITAR IS SUITABLE FOR YOUNG JAPANESE GIRLS.

ACTUALLY, LOOK AT THIS JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL DRUMMER

SHE COULD BEAT MY SKIN ANY DAY...


...WHEN SHE'S OVER 18.

[Eviltaco64X]

Everyone in this thread is going to get a job at Wal-Mart.

[DaMadFiddler]

Everyone in this thread is going to get a job at Wal-Mart.

I doubt Wal-Mart would hire me. I have too much of a history as a union activist.

[Specially Cork]

My local Walmart sells fake goods. Yes this is China, but this is an American company, selling rip-offs of other American products. I don't mean, "abibas" or "mike", I mean actual fakes. They also sell DVDs full of GBA ROMS, bundle with a copy of visualboyadvance for 2 dollars.

[Jeeba Jabba]

Why was my thread locked, anyway? Lacking any evidence or explanation, I arbitrarily blame Jeeba.

This is why we were meant to be together.

[DanteJay]

My local fake Walmart sells fake goods. Yes this is China.

FTFY.