I think I'm getting old

Be careful where you tread in here, and remember "./a.out > /dev/null"...
User avatar
|darc|
DCEmu Webmaster
DCEmu Webmaster
Posts: 16158
Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2001 6:00 pm
Location: New Orleans, LA
Has liked: 17 times
Been liked: 5 times
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by |darc| » Wed May 11, 2011 11:16 pm

melancholy wrote:[snip]

yeah, i don't believe a word of that shit. this is null.
It's thinking...
User avatar
DanteJay
DCEmu Cool Poster
DCEmu Cool Poster
Posts: 1187
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:36 am
Location: Brampton, Ontario
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by DanteJay » Thu May 12, 2011 10:38 am

On Fri May 06, 2011 at 11:15am pixel wrote:Currently, my ride is a 1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S;
Image
Dear pixel,

How are you? Long time no speak... In fact, since the troll script you wrote actually.

In a recent post on the forums of the underground DC emulation scene, you posted a picture of what you implied was your faithful 1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S. Most members accepted this as true, and continued on with the conversation. I however, felt an inkling in my gut telling me something was wrong. So after I went to the washroom, I realized that the inkling was still there. So after spending many days and nights reviewing your post, I finally gave up and accepted it as truth. That was until today. You see, today, I had overslept which increased my detective powers by 0.0569%. Once I came in here to see what new insightful post |darc| had made, there it was at the corner of my eye: The picture you posted of the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S was not in fact your Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S. For you see, the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S picture you posted, had a banner in it's windshield which stated that the vehicle model was a 1992, and not a 1993 model of the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S, for which you have claimed to drive.

You thought you were cleaver, didn't you? You thought you could fool the entire underground community of DCEmu members, didn't you? You thought no one would catch on to your glorious and delicately crafted deceitful post. But you were unaware that he who trolls these boards has little to no life. At this point I'm referring to me, and not BoneyCork. You were unaware that I could possibly catch on. So what does all of this mean? I'm not sure... No wait, I've got it. You sir are a bold faced liar! And I for one, do not appreciate your rouse; your cunning attempt to trick me.

So in the future please be more careful when posting pictures. Thank you.
Image
User avatar
melancholy
DCEmu's Ace Attorney
DCEmu's Ace Attorney
Posts: 10966
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 12:34 am
Location: Indiana
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by melancholy » Thu May 12, 2011 9:16 pm

|darc| wrote:
melancholy wrote:[snip]
yeah, i don't believe a word of that shit. this is null.
Out of curiosity, would you believe any of it if it wasn't in Null? Because I really wasn't lying (it would be a bizarre thing to just make up), but I would guess the reason you don't believe me isn't because it's null.
User avatar
not just souLLy now
DCEmu Respected
DCEmu Respected
Posts: 4039
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:53 pm
Location: UK
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by not just souLLy now » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:58 pm

ITT Mel summarises the plot of The Goonies and pretends it's his childhood
User avatar
600Ber
DCEmu Newbie
DCEmu Newbie
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:23 pm
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by 600Ber » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:10 am

not just souLLy now wrote:ITT Mel summarises the plot of The Goonies and pretends it's his childhood
No, no - it really happened.
Last edited by 600Ber on Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:44 pm, edited 2 times in total.
User avatar
melancholy
DCEmu's Ace Attorney
DCEmu's Ace Attorney
Posts: 10966
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 12:34 am
Location: Indiana
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by melancholy » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:56 pm

What's a Goonie?
User avatar
Specially Cork
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 11421
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:01 am
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 1 time

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Specially Cork » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:38 pm

What's a 600ber?
Image
User avatar
melancholy
DCEmu's Ace Attorney
DCEmu's Ace Attorney
Posts: 10966
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 12:34 am
Location: Indiana
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by melancholy » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:58 am

What's a pair of sexy legs like yours doing on these forums?
User avatar
DanteJay
DCEmu Cool Poster
DCEmu Cool Poster
Posts: 1187
Joined: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:36 am
Location: Brampton, Ontario
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by DanteJay » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:28 am

melancholy wrote:What's a pair of sexy legs like yours doing on these forums?
See...


:lol:
Image
User avatar
AuroEdge
DCEmu Mega Poster
DCEmu Mega Poster
Posts: 1667
Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:00 pm
Location: Anywhere
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by AuroEdge » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:39 pm

Those webcam moments of cheatah's way too young hoes stripped down to their panties is a distant memory
Image
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is
that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too." -Oscar Levant
User avatar
Smurph
DCEmu Super Poster
DCEmu Super Poster
Posts: 1337
Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:26 am
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Smurph » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:27 pm

I have a beard.
Image
User avatar
Hawke
Wastelander
Posts: 961
Joined: Wed May 01, 2002 11:37 am
Location: Skies of Canadia
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Hawke » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:48 pm

Me too!
It only took 3 months to grow it!
______________
Image
I met a cyclops once - I wasn't sure if he winked or blinked at me.
User avatar
Specially Cork
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 11421
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:01 am
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 1 time

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Specially Cork » Tue Dec 25, 2012 7:10 am

I have a beard...around my dick.

No, I don't mean my pubes. I have an actual beard around my Jap's eye.
Image
Jeeba Jabba
Jeeba Jabba
Posts: 9105
Joined: Tue Oct 16, 2001 7:00 am
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Jeeba Jabba » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:31 am

I'm dead.
Image
"He who cannot draw on 3,000 years is living hand-to-mouth." -Goethe
User avatar
Specially Cork
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 11421
Joined: Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:01 am
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 1 time

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Specially Cork » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:09 am

Jeeba Jabba wrote:I'm dead.
JEEBA 12/29
NEVER FORGET
Image
User avatar
DaMadFiddler
Team Screamcast
Team Screamcast
Posts: 7953
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:17 am
Location: San Francisco, CA
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by DaMadFiddler » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:56 am

Freshmen entering high school this fall have never lived in a world without the Dreamcast.
User avatar
not just souLLy now
DCEmu Respected
DCEmu Respected
Posts: 4039
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:53 pm
Location: UK
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by not just souLLy now » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:48 am

The whole idea of playing GTAV and walking around, beating up prostitutes and driving into crowds of people gives me an overwhelming, profound feeling of tiredness.
User avatar
DaMadFiddler
Team Screamcast
Team Screamcast
Posts: 7953
Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:17 am
Location: San Francisco, CA
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by DaMadFiddler » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:57 am

User avatar
Wagh
Wagh
Posts: 5736
Joined: Fri Nov 08, 2002 7:59 pm
Location: YSOH
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 0
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by Wagh » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:07 pm

Specially Cork wrote:
Jeeba Jabba wrote:I'm dead.
JEEBA 12/29
NEVER FORGET
I forgot :oops:
Bush and Hussein together in bed
Giving H-E-A-D head
Y'all motherfuckers heard what we said
Billions made and millions dead
User avatar
pixel
Soul Sold for DCEmu
Soul Sold for DCEmu
Posts: 4971
Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2002 10:52 am
Has liked: 0
Been liked: 3 times
Contact:

Re: I think I'm getting old

Post by pixel » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:47 pm

I'M ALMOST THIRTY AND SOME OF YOU AREN'T VIRGINS ANYMORE
Post Reply