Ask Me Anything

[Specially Cork]

Hi,
I am BoneyCork. You guys probably know me best from the 8854 posts (excluding spam) I have made on this forum. You may also know me from the time I secretely raped you while you slept - but hopefully not.
Anyway, I am providing you with a unique opportunity to ask me anything you like and I will give you an honest answer.
Fire away!

[Roofus]

Fucking magnets. How do they work?

[Juan]

Are you actually blonde?

[Specially Cork]

Fucking magnets. How do they work?

Fucking magnets work like normal magnets - except only at times that are inconvenient.
For example, if you wanted to attatch a note to the door of your refrigerator, you will use magnets.
However, if your leg was crushed by a powerful electromagnet, you would say "Fucking magnets!"

Not to be confused with the UK Kitchen retailer Magnet. If they annoyed you buy delivering your oak-stain island unit 3 weeks late you'd just say "Fucking Magnet!" which is slightly different, but similar.

Are you actually blonde?

Yes, yes I am. Many people wonder why I chose to hide the fact I am a natural blonde, and it's actually a very interesting story.

[Zealous zerotype]

You still got that thing where you metabolism is way too fucking fast so you have to eat a bunch and are basically the envy of every American?

[choujij]

How's living in China? I plan on touring that area of the continent in the future, and was wondering if it's worth visiting? You know, for the culture, food and sights. I saw the movie Brokedown Palace, and almost re-considered because of how risky it seems.

[lackofsense]

How does one perform rape between continents?
I ask you!

[Specially Cork]

You still got that thing where you metabolism is way too fucking fast so you have to eat a bunch and are basically the envy of every American?

The food I eat here leads to constant swapping beween the runs and constipation. My stomach hates me.

How's living in China? I plan on touring that area of the continent in the future, and was wondering if it's worth visiting? You know, for the culture, food and sights. I saw the movie Brokedown Palace, and almost re-considered because of how risky it seems.

I've been here so long now that I've basically moved by entire life from Britain to here. I'm only here for the job now.

How does one perform rape between continents?
I ask you!

I raped you before I left.

[Roofus]

When will Rand release the Bleemcast source code?

[Specially Cork]

When will Rand release the Bleemcast source code?

Never.

[Roofus]

When will Rand release the Bleemcast source code?

Never.

Well then how can I contact Rand?

[mrandyk]

Can you tell my mom that I said hi? I assume you see her more often than I do.

[Zealous zerotype]

Hahahaa, old inside jokes from here that have always been funny, always.

[Specially Cork]

When will Rand release the Bleemcast source code?

Never.

Well then how can I contact Rand?

Visit your local telecom provider and ask to purchase Rand minutes.

Can you tell my mom that I said hi? I assume you see her more often than I do.

I told her. She said something but I couldn't make it out because she was choking on my cock.

Hahahaa, old inside jokes from here that have always been funny, always.

That's not a question! Get out.

[Juan]

In the TV show Lost, was anyone actually looking for them?

[DaMadFiddler]

Yes or no?

[Roofus]

What is the mechanism responsible for breaking the electroweak gauge symmetry, giving mass to the W and Z bosons?

[Specially Cork]

In the TV show Lost, was anyone actually looking for them?

[spoilers]
Yes. In fact, Charles Widmore had to stage an entire plane wreck to convince the world that everyone was dead.
[/spoilers]

Yes or no?

Yes.

What is the mechanism responsible for breaking the electroweak gauge symmetry, giving mass to the W and Z bosons?

Your Mother. Her bosons have a huge mass.

[lackofsense]

If a fish farts in the blue lagoon does the wind know the winner of the next world series?

Can albino shrimp dance the conga?

Is a guinea pig cool if it destroys sea shells that have the letter B on them?
How is pie related to the coefficient X?

Where were you when the music died?

Is their a hole in your heart that only a triple headed phoenix can fill?

Where is the center of anxiety?

Who is the real Ralph Crumley?

Where can I find discount eagles at this hour?

Will American republicans ever stop watching Fox News?

Do androids dream of analog watermelons?

Where do all the calculators go?

Can a washing machine be taught to feel love?

Will the dryer be jealous?

Can it file a restraining order?

Are these the voyages of the star-ship enterprise?

[AuroEdge]

Are you going to answer lackofsense's stupid post?