How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Post by mankrip »

I know there was a similar topic in Null long ago, but this time I found an online quiz about it:
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects
  • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
  • The children are merciless and will show no fear
  • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
Source: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Pretty cool. I got 22 :lol:.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Post by gamedudex2 »

i got 31
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Post by toastman »

Meh, each answer is weighted with the highest possible score being 39. Most answers are either 0, 3, or 5 and it is pretty easy to game and doubt that there is any real statistical data backing it up.

In other words, I am totally interested in figuring out how many 5 years I could take on at once, but this site can't give me that answer.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Post by gamedudex2 »

this is an easy one. go to a kindergarten class and see how many kids you can beat up :teehee:
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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22.

But the real question is how many zombies you could kill.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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Yeah this is really effing skewed.

I have no moral problems with curb stomping some five year olds, but the fact that I have no 'martial arts' training gets me a low number? Pathetic.

Plus these numbers should be way higher. One real punch or kick would knock a five year old out cold, to where you could either stomp on their wind pipe, snap their neck, or just plain beat the hell out of them until they die.

Also it depends on their ferocity as well. I think I could take at least 60 before getting really tired.
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I believe mine was 25, I posted my score over at BG.
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Post by cak! »

i didnt use that site but i know the answers 73
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Post by S. Thompson »

26. Oh yeahhh.

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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

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How about I just start mercilessly raping one of them, sending a message to five year olds everywhere?

I reckon by doing that I could take an infinite amount...
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33. - I always wanted to know that. :lol:
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

Post by Sir Slash »

28

well no weapons it says.... if you were "throwing" one as a weapon wouldn't that be considered a weapon?

nontheless if not i would swing one as a weapon if i was was attacked my merciless 5yr olds
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