Rejected Woman Rips Off, Tries to Eat Man's Testical

[DaMadFiddler]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 253849.stm

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

[Hawq]

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff

Did she think he'd like having a nut ripped off?

[AgentGreen]

Maybe she was hungry?

[Jeeba Jabba]

She would not be alive today if that were I.

[Roofus]

She would not be alive today if that were I.

Yeah, I bet you'd be up to killing someone after having had one of your balls torn off.

[mkfreak]

It doesn't seem like he was trying to stop her. If it was me I don't even think she'd get to the point to grab them. Not in that way anyways.

[arrowhead]

What makes me sick is if a man tore off a womans nipple, or clit he would be jailed for attempted murder. Easily 20+ years, especially if he was also charged with mayhem or intent to maim or disfigure.

[Lartrak]

What makes me sick is if a man tore off a womans nipple, or clit he would be jailed for attempted murder. Easily 20+ years, especially if he was also charged with mayhem or intent to maim or disfigure.

There's no way you'd get twenty years for ripping off a woman's nipple under normal circumstances if that's all you did, like in this circumstance. It just wouldn't happen. Feel free to post an actual example of this happening, if I'm wrong, I'd be interested to hear it.

But you certainly wouldn't get it in the UK, where as near as I can tell, jail time is usually more lenient here than in the USA.

[Christuserloeser]

tore off a womans nipple, or clit

Why would you want to do that ?

[not just souLLy now]

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Nobody else find this story a little difficult hard to swallow in places?
So yeah we were chatting then she grabbed my genitals and all of my clothes fell off...

[Lartrak]

tore off a womans nipple, or clit

Why would you want to do that ?

The same reason a woman would want to rip off a man's testicle, I reckon.