Hypothetical Situation...

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Hypothetical Situation...

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If you woke up tommorow and found yourself turned into a car at the local car dealership, what would you do? Lets assume you can drive yourself, but only if the key's are left in the ignition. But unfortunately, they were not. What would your new life be like, and who would you want to buy you? How would you want them to treat you. Lets also assume you need all the regular things a car does, oil changes, tune-ups, gas, etc... Lets also assume you are able to talk to whomever is in the car, driving you.
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:wtf:

This makes me want to watch Kino's Journey again. :lol:
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That is a nice first post!

Anyway, I'd want to be a beaten up jaguar, I'm high maintenance, but since I'm beaten up, the only people who'll buy me will want to restore me and treat me right.
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Post by toastman »

First thing I would do is post really fucked up hypothetical questions on a forum dedicated to a video game console from the late 90's-early 00's.

Then I'd probably get heavily customized to fight crime with a small band of humans while we travel the country in a specialized 18 wheeler that serves as our base.
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Post by Veggita2099 »

Sounds like I wouldn't do much at all since I couldn't really control myself unless the keys are left in it. So I guess I would hope the person who buys me is stupid enough to leave the keys in it when they are not in it. OF course if I need gas, oil changes, etc it would be hard to do that on my own as well?
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Post by mrandyk »

Well since I can drive myself id just wait for someone to get inside me then I would just drive down a busy sidewalk and have my owner sentenced to death. Then once im sold off at a police auction I just do it again, except this time I try to get inside of a busy shopping mall and have my owner sentenenced to death. I just keep repeating this until no one wants me anymore.
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Post by S. Thompson »

Wait for someone to buy me and then drive myself off a cliff on the way home. :twisted:

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