Dead or Alive ... The movie?... -.-'

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Dead or Alive ... The movie?... -.-'

Post by navi » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:34 am

http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/

I'm not sure how to feel just now... :|


Also sorry if this has been posted already.
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Post by Juan » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:16 am

Swords? :|
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Post by ASCIIN » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:03 am

Are you that shocked? for christ sakes PETER JACKSON IS DIRECTION A HALO MOVIE, it can't get an worse than that..
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Post by Chaniyth » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:50 am

Seeing was Peter Jackson did with Lord of the Rings trilogy, and with King Kong, i'm sure a Halo movie will turn out great too.


That Dead or Alive movie looks as bad as MK and SF: The Movie :| (I own both of those movies on DVD too... :?)
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Post by ASCIIN » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:57 am

Invizix wrote:Seeing was Peter Jackson did with Lord of the Rings trilogy, and with King Kong, i'm sure a Halo movie will turn out great too.


That Dead or Alive movie looks as bad as MK and SF: The Movie :| (I own both of those movies on DVD too... :?)
just because you have well know director, it doesnt mean he can turn a cheesy mediocure plot ino sophie's choice.....


the first MK was kickass...but annilation........ :?
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Post by Specially Cork » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:53 am

This looks like some paraody piss-take movie a la the Scary Movie series.

But I dont know if it was designed to be...it may just be plain crap.
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Post by CoasterKing » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:31 am

Oh dear god! Why are the breasts so small? :cry:
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Post by Orange_Ribbon » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:47 am

So they are Charlie's Angels? Oh and where is the one guy and his man bra?
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Post by Jeeba Jabba » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:03 am

Invizix wrote:Seeing was Peter Jackson did with Lord of the Rings trilogy, and with King Kong, i'm sure a Halo movie will turn out great too.


That Dead or Alive movie looks as bad as MK and SF: The Movie :| (I own both of those movies on DVD too... :?)

the backstory behind halo is actually pretty fun. i read the fall of reach and it was really enjoyable. i hadnt heard of this film until this thread, so im quite interested.
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Post by Specially Cork » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:01 pm

Also Holly Valance from Australian soap Neighbours appears to be playing an English woman. And a large number of Americans seems to be playing Asians.
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Post by Cid Highwind » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:20 pm

I'm pretty sure it will be more succesful if it would've been a hentai movie :roll:

Seriously, I think Soul Calibur might have made a more interesting plot, and it would have more interesting characters IMHO, I'd love to see some weapon fights with style.

Heh, and now that I see this thread, I watched Street Fighter just a week ago, it was on tv, I saw the second half of the movie. I was freaking surprised to see Kylie Minogue was in there. When I first saw the movie I didn't even know about her. It's such a bad movie, it's funny, especially M Bison :lol:
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Post by Juan » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:22 pm

Raul Julia disappeared after that :o
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:49 pm

Juan wrote:Raul Julia disappeared after that :o
He died. Nice final work to be remembered by.... not.
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Post by Hawq » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:52 pm

Juan wrote:Swords? :|
Well some of them are ninja's & such I guess, not sure why the non ninja ones also have swords though
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Post by Juan » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:10 pm

IMDB wrote:1. Fear Effect (2008) (announced)
2. Postal (2007) (announced)
3. Far Cry (2006) (announced)
4. Hunter: The Reckoning (2007) (pre-production)
5. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) (post-production)
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Post by Stormwatch » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:17 pm

I'm still hoping for a Max Payne movie...
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Post by FETUS » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:19 pm

this will suck but I have to see it :?
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Post by Lartrak » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:20 pm

Say what you will about the teaser, but I'll probably see it for a semi-good reason - it's directed by Cory Yuen. Say what you will about his directing abilities, but he can choreograph really well.

He's the one who did the fights for:

Both Transporters
The One
Kiss of the Dragon (probably the best work of his I've seen)
Lethal Weapon 4
Legend of the Red Dragon
The Legend
Zu Warriors
Drunken Master (the original)

And a number of other films. He's got real talent. Downside is that many of his Hollywood efforts are ruined by shoddy hacks who don't know how to work with him (like so many Chinese imports).
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Post by Hawq » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:04 pm

Juan wrote:
IMDB wrote:1. Fear Effect (2008) (announced)
2. Postal (2007) (announced)
3. Far Cry (2006) (announced)
4. Hunter: The Reckoning (2007) (pre-production)
5. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) (post-production)
This is what scares me, far Cry will be mutilated, RWS are apparantly happy aobut the Postal one though of course theyve never been worried aobut dodgy things in the Postal series or bad laughs etc.. really. A truly terrifying thing is Boll is after the rights to Half Life for a film. For those interested Bolls myspace
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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:26 pm

ay caramba, a FC movie :D postal will suck though, i dont understand why that game got a sequel
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