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Post by Sir C.A.T »

I watched Clerks X, or something like that, which was a 3 DVD anniversary set. I rented it and I might buy it. That is some of the most hilarious stuff.
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Post by Wagh »

Welcome to 10 years ago.
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Sorry...
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Post by Jeeba Jabba »

Some good jokes, but that film is awful.
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I loved Clerks, and almost all things Kevin Smith.
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Post by Synlor »

Besides the by far worst acting I have ever seen in a film, it had its moments. But oh.. the line reading...... not acting but reading... makes me cringe....
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Wagh wrote:Welcome to 10 years ago.
you're just messing with him right? the X stands for 10....its the 10 year anniversary
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Post by Safety in Nimbus »

A sequel is being made. Also be sure to check out the Clerks animated series, not as funny (no cussing) but it is still funny.
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Wagh wrote:Welcome to 10 years ago.
ahahah...comedy gold, but what a prick.
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Safety in Nimbus wrote:A sequel is being made. Also be sure to check out the Clerks animated series, not as funny (no cussing) but it is still funny.
i love the serioes...hahahah the part where it goes into japanamation!! HAHAHA, or the carnival episode...genious!
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mink03 wrote:
Safety in Nimbus wrote:A sequel is being made. Also be sure to check out the Clerks animated series, not as funny (no cussing) but it is still funny.
i love the serioes...hahahah the part where it goes into japanamation!! HAHAHA, or the carnival episode...genious!
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arrowhead wrote:
mink03 wrote:
Safety in Nimbus wrote:A sequel is being made. Also be sure to check out the Clerks animated series, not as funny (no cussing) but it is still funny.
i love the serioes...hahahah the part where it goes into japanamation!! HAHAHA, or the carnival episode...genious!
O my God Bear is driving. How can that be? You cant handle the truth, show me the money.
thats it. im plugging in my ps2 and watching it right now....its amazing!!!!!
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Besides the by far worst acting I have ever seen in a film
Wow. You have seen very few bad movies. Check out some direct-to-video action fare.
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Post by Orange_Ribbon »

Personally I am from New Jersey so I have to like it. I actually don't have a choice. They were all actually given to us in the mail like little samples of tide.
Synlor wrote:Besides the by far worst acting I have ever seen in a film, it had its moments. But oh.. the line reading...... not acting but reading... makes me cringe....
So you haven't watched many things with actors in it? Have you?
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Orange_Ribbon wrote: So you haven't watched many things with actors in it? Have you?
Acting isn't reading lines, acting is becoming the character and taking on his or her personality. Yes obviously they have a script in such, but talented actors and actresses don't just read the script, they become the character and say the lines as that character. There is a big differance.
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Synlor wrote:
Orange_Ribbon wrote: So you haven't watched many things with actors in it? Have you?
Acting isn't reading lines, acting is becoming the character and taking on his or her personality. Yes obviously they have a script in such, but talented actors and actresses don't just read the script, they become the character and say the lines as that character. There is a big differance.
What's your favorite movie?
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Post by Synlor »

I really don't have a favorite movie... I guess Lola Rennt (Run Lola, run) is probably up there though.

Those comments are based on my various involvement with differant theatre productions and such, not necessarily movies.
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I'd have to agree that Dante and Veronica were unbearable at times (and ironically, the only people that were actual professional actors out of the cast).

Randal was great, and he had a realness about him. He really got into the character, and he's the sole reason that I enjoy the movie to this day.
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MetaFox wrote:I'd have to agree that Dante and Veronica were unbearable at times (and ironically, the only people that were actual professional actors out of the cast).

Randal was great, and he had a realness about him. He really got into the character, and he's the sole reason that I enjoy the movie to this day.
Randal was great. I was at vulgarthon this year and Jeff Anderson was doing a Q&A with the crowd that will be on his directorial/writing debut movie called "now you know" which kicked ass by the way. Anyway, the reason he was "into the character" is because he IS that character. While he was talking to the crowd he was being a smartass, and making the same type of jokes/delivery as randal. Anyway, if his movie ever gets released on DVD, check it out, funny as hell as well as a love story. They were filming the Q&A for it like I said, but after the weinstiens left miramax, it kind of left that release up in the air as to when/if it will actually happen.
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I love Clerks. I love Kevin Smith, so yeah.
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