Your poo or your life

Post by **melancholy** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:56 pm

TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.
I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.
I guess we should wait for the police report before we jump to anymore conclusions.
Jump to conclusions? What the hell are you talking about? He ran, if she had been beaten, or shot, or done anything of note, you think they would've reported it along with everything else.
toastman, think about it for a second. Why would she call the cops and news crews if she hadn't been beaten or shot?

Um...perhaps because he tried to shoot her twice, but his gun didn't fire. Hell, the fact that he pulled a gun on her at all is enough to call the cops.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:57 pm

OneThirty8 wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.
I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.
I guess we should wait for the police report before we jump to anymore conclusions.
Jump to conclusions? What the hell are you talking about? He ran, if she had been beaten, or shot, or done anything of note, you think they would've reported it along with everything else.
toastman, think about it for a second. Why would she call the cops and news crews if she hadn't been beaten or shot?
Perhaps she thought it rather strange that somebody mugged her and STOLE A BAG OF DOG SHIT!!! Did that ever cross your mind?

138, he threw the bag down. So he didn't steal shit from her. Seriously, 138, read the link before trying to respond.

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:02 pm

TreyDay is getting boring.

greay · Post by **greay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:42 pm

TreyDay wrote: Why would she call the cops and news crews if she hadn't been beaten or shot?

TreyDay, after he realized what was in the bag, he threatened her w/his gun & demanded money, then tried to shoot the dog twice. Seriously, TreyDay, read the link before trying to respond.

OneThirty8 · Post by **OneThirty8** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:57 pm

TreyDay wrote: 138, he threw the bag down. So he didn't steal poop from her. Seriously, 138, read the link before trying to respond.

He mugged her, pulled a gun on her, and tried to shoot her dog. I'd call the damn cops too. He stole a bag of feces. That would make me call the news people.

By the way, you're a fucking idiot. And an asshole.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:58 pm

OneThirty8 wrote:
TreyDay wrote: 138, he threw the bag down. So he didn't steal poop from her. Seriously, 138, read the link before trying to respond.
He mugged her, pulled a gun on her, and tried to shoot her dog. I'd call the damn cops too. He stole a bag of feces. That would make me call the news people.

By the way, you're a fucking idiot. And an asshole.

what is mugging someone?

greay · Post by **greay** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:07 am

dictionary.com wrote: To threaten or assault (a person) with the intent to rob.

OneThirty8 · Post by **OneThirty8** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:10 am

TreyDay wrote:
OneThirty8 wrote:
TreyDay wrote: 138, he threw the bag down. So he didn't steal poop from her. Seriously, 138, read the link before trying to respond.
He mugged her, pulled a gun on her, and tried to shoot her dog. I'd call the damn cops too. He stole a bag of feces. That would make me call the news people.

By the way, you're a fucking idiot. And an asshole.
what is mugging someone?

dictionary.com wrote: Main Entry: mug
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Forms: mugged; mug?ging
: to assault (an individual) usually with intent to rob

Your point? She was mugged twice by the same dude if you want to get technical about it.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:18 am

She shouldn't have been walking her dog at night. Especially by herself. It's just not safe anymore.

toastman · Post by **toastman** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:30 am

You shouldn't be breathing.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:35 am

toastman wrote:You shouldn't be breathing.

But I do just to spite the odds.

ETR · Post by **ETR** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:45 am

TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:You shouldn't be breathing.
But I do just to spite the odds.

That made little to no sense.

I love the fact you blame not the mugger, but the lady for being out too late.

Riiiiiiight.

greay · Post by **greay** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:49 am

ETR wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:You shouldn't be breathing.
But I do just to spite the odds.
That made little to no sense.

I love the fact you blame not the mugger, but the lady for being out too late.

Riiiiiiight.

Spite the odds, or... ?

Skynet · Post by **Skynet** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:51 am

CE is my new null home. This thread is pure gold!