Your poo or your life

SuperMegatron · Post by **SuperMegatron** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:55 am

http://comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=G ... 95209.html

Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog

By Associated Press

SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.

Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said

not just souLLy now · Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:57 am

pwnt

Syd · Post by **Syd** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:12 pm

Worst thief ever.

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:04 pm

What a complete dumbass.

It would have been funny if he reached in the bag to pull out the "money". Lol

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:36 pm

It would have been super funny if he pistol whipped that ho.

toastman · Post by **toastman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:28 pm

TreyDay wrote:It would have been super funny if he pistol whipped that ho.

One day you will die, and then a lot of people are going to laugh.

Post by **|darc|** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:35 pm

toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:It would have been super funny if he pistol whipped that ho.
One day you will die, and then a lot of people are going to laugh.

I'll be one of them.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:39 pm

|darc| wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:It would have been super funny if he pistol whipped that ho.
One day you will die, and then a lot of people are going to laugh.
I'll be one of them.

Good. Because I would rather you guys celebrate my life than remember my death.

toastman · Post by **toastman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:40 pm

TreyDay, you are like EvilN.
But without the witty banter.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:42 pm

EvilN wishes he had a fourth of the wit I got. And you guys wish you had a fif of the wit I got so you could understand what I'm saying.

toastman · Post by **toastman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:47 pm

The last defense of the ignorant: no one understands.
If we don't understand you TreyDay, might it not be due to your total lack of sense or logic instead of any perceived deficiency on our part?

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:52 pm

The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog shit knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.

Post by **|darc|** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:54 pm

TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.

He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:11 pm

|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.

Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.

toastman · Post by **toastman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:14 pm

TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.

I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.

Post by **Roofus** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:26 pm

TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.

You're an idiot

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:27 pm

toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.
I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.

I guess we should wait for the police report before we jump to anymore conclusions.

toastman · Post by **toastman** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:34 pm

TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.
I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.
I guess we should wait for the police report before we jump to anymore conclusions.

Jump to conclusions? What the hell are you talking about? He ran, if she had been beaten, or shot, or done anything of note, you think they would've reported it along with everything else.

TreyDay · Post by **TreyDay** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:43 pm

toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.
I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.
I guess we should wait for the police report before we jump to anymore conclusions.
Jump to conclusions? What the hell are you talking about? He ran, if she had been beaten, or shot, or done anything of note, you think they would've reported it along with everything else.

toastman, think about it for a second. Why would she call the cops and news crews if she hadn't been beaten or shot?

OneThirty8 · Post by **OneThirty8** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:55 pm

TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
toastman wrote:
TreyDay wrote:
|darc| wrote:
TreyDay wrote:The last of defense of the ignorant is, coincidently, the last defense of the genius, which would be me. Where does this come from? Because I thought it would be funny if the mugger pistol whipped the lady for giving him a bag of dog poop knowing he wouldn't want that? She should have tried to make the mugging as smooth as possible. She's lucky the dog wasn't pistol whipped because of her stupidity.
He grabbed the bag from her, you idiot.
Then she should let him have it. A bag of poop is not worth a pistol whipping.
I don't remember reading that she put up a fight for it either.
He grabbed the bag, looked inside, then threw it aside with the lady taking no action but standing there and watching.
I guess we should wait for the police report before we jump to anymore conclusions.
Jump to conclusions? What the hell are you talking about? He ran, if she had been beaten, or shot, or done anything of note, you think they would've reported it along with everything else.
toastman, think about it for a second. Why would she call the cops and news crews if she hadn't been beaten or shot?

Perhaps she thought it rather strange that somebody mugged her and STOLE A BAG OF DOG SHIT!!! Did that ever cross your mind?