America!

[BlueCrab]

I feel that this is appropriate at this point... I'll leave it to someone else to be serious at this point.

[BlueCrab]

Meh, maybe I will be serious...

I suppose everyone will know by the time they see this anyway, but just in case, a few links (in no particular order):

MSNBC
CNN
CBS
Fox News
BBC
Al Jazeera
ABC

[Code-Red]

I'll believe it when his body is stuffed and making the rounds across North America to be shit and pissed on by all.

[DanteJay]

I'm surprised they found him. It has been about 10 years since the 9/11 attack. So now that he's dead, is the world a safer place?

[Code-Red]

Not really. He'll become a martyr for terrorist groups, and another will take his place.

[mrandyk]

To be honest Im surprised he was still alive. I assumed no one would ever hear of Bin Laden again because he had died years ago in those mountains. Doesnt change anything, but at least there is closure and a little bit of justice.

[Specially Cork]

While I'm glad he's gone, I do feel jealous about all the virgins he gets to nail now.

[DanteJay]

While I'm glad he's gone, I do feel jealous about all the male virgins he gets to nail now.

FTFY.




I think they believe in the whole female virgin reward only if you suicide and successfully kill others while doing so.

[Nico0020]

As soon as this happened, I should have logged out of facebook. I much more enjoy not knowing many of my friends are just ignorant and will spew garbage about anything political.

[Stryfe]

[mrandyk]

As soon as this happened, I should have logged out of facebook. I much more enjoy not knowing many of my friends are just ignorant and will spew garbage about anything political.

I avoided it for a while, now there are like 3 different little updates with like 50 comments each spewing dipshittery.

[Ex-Cyber]

I think they believe in the whole female virgin reward only if you suicide and successfully kill others while doing so.

As I understand it, it's that being martyred (the idea that suicide bombing qualifies is dubious at best) guarantees admission to paradise, but everyone who goes there will supposedly be paired with at least one beautiful virgin mate. AFAIK, the specific number of 72 that is often thrown around is some kind of numerological exaggeration that only shows up in one place in a non-authoritative commentary.

[Code-Red]

He's been buried to sea? Where the fuck is my evidence?

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on this now.

[Smiley]

I think it might have been staged so that obama could get his approval rating increased.

[bizzle]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

[DanteJay]

As I understand it, it's that being martyred (the idea that suicide bombing qualifies is dubious at best) guarantees admission to paradise, but everyone who goes there will supposedly be paired with at least one beautiful virgin mate.

So what you're saying is that if they all decided to get together and blow each other up, everybody wins?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

That's Usama, not Osama.

[bizzle]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

That's Usama, not Osama.

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/usama-bin-laden

It's the same person.

[Code-Red]

Xylene is right, Usama is actually the proper way to pronounce/spell his name.

[melancholy]

When I heard the news this morning, I said 'that's cool' and went on with my day. I mean, it's been nearly 10 years now. If you want to really shock me, tell me they actually started building something at the Trade Center site.

[Eviltaco64X]

I have been waiting for this since I was 7 years old. Fucking finally, but fuck yeah!

A slight tip of the hat to Obama, although I'm sure this entire operation actually traces itself back to the end of the Clinton administration.