404: Hello Mr. Henderson
JH: Hello.
404: Everyone is anxious to konw about your new emulator. What does it do?
JH: Well it um... emulates...
404: Could you be a little more specific?
JH: Well it emulates... ummm.. everything.
404: Everything?
JH: Yes it emulates every console known to man.
404: Does this include the XBox?
JH: Yes, of course. It will play the XBox, GameCube, and Dreamcast games perfectly
404:Well i think it's given to play Dreamcast games perfectly
JH: That's what YOU think.
404:Well what speed will this run
JH: Full speed.
404:How did you overcome the memory limitations of the Dreamcast?
JH: Well you see, we are testing a new memory expantion called bananamatics. All the needed memory is located in a banana... unpeeled of course.
404:Interesting. How much of a boost does this give the ram?
JH:About 70 Terabytes.
404:In a banana?
JH: Yes.
404:I will never look at a banana the same way again O_o
JH:Indeed.
404:How long did it take you to program this?
JH:About 5 seconds. You see it only has one line of code: "if Console=Real then Emulate;"
404: That code isn't correct... and it won't do anything
JH:That's what you think bastard
404:No need to get hostile...
JH:YES THERE IS! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SAID HOSTILE I'M CANCELING MY EMULATOR NOW BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
404: Fine.. it wasn't real anyway...
JH: YES IT WAS! LOOK AT IT RUNNING!
404: Mr. Henderson that's a monkey reading a newspaper.
JH:AND IT RUNS FULL SPEED!
404: Well you should seek mental help. I'm gonna commit seppuku now.
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