Star Fox 64 promo video

Lunchbox · Post by **Lunchbox** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:10 am

The evil Sony and SEGA are up to no good. Can Nintendo fend them off with awesome 3d graphics and real-time dialogue!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBF3X3ZaS2Q

Skynet · Post by **Skynet** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:45 am

That was AWFUL!

MulletMan13 · Post by **MulletMan13** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:29 am

Wow I remember getting this in the mail, popping it into my VCR and wanting SF64 with the revolutionary Rumble Pak!

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:20 am

*obligatory "Do A Barrel Roll!" post*

politoe · Post by **politoe** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:06 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:*obligatory "Do A Barrel Roll!" post*

That was funny as hell.

FiendWithoutAface · Post by **FiendWithoutAface** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:34 am

As horrible as that video was it reminded me of how great that game is.

APE · Post by **APE** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:10 pm

I think Sony's part was portrayed accurately, but SEGA would have had a better part. Because, you know, SONY doesn't make games or really give a damn about them, just money.

To be fair that was about the time Nintendo Power went from a quality 1st party magazine to propaganda rag where every game, no matter how shitty or how good, got it's own review, strat guide complete with maps and locations of every item, then it's post ass kissing. Course without that ass kissing I never would have found out about Perfect Dark, Body Harvest, and Hybrid Heaven. Tempted to resubscribe as I'm sure I could use the information now, or at least the subscribe bonus'.

Covar · Post by **Covar** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:21 pm

hmm, i must destroy peoples happy memory of starfox 64

neoak · Post by **neoak** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:54 pm

I remember that commecial. I laughed... hard.

And that comic, well, NSFH is correct. I couldn't believe it when he posted it online.

TyBO · Post by **TyBO** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:29 am

MulletMan13 wrote:Wow I remember getting this in the mail, popping it into my VCR and wanting SF64 with the revolutionary Rumble Pak!

Yes! Me too! I think I still have all those tapes in a box in my basement.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:18 pm

I still have a dkc promo tape...good times indeed.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:18 pm

I still have a dkc promo tape...good times indeed.

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SinisterTengu · Post by **SinisterTengu** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:39 pm

Haha, I remember StarFox 64 came out like 2 weeks after my 11th birthday, so when this VHS tape came in the mail my parents held onto it and wrapped it up and gave it to me for my birthday. With the promise of getting the real game once it came out of course. I remember watching the video and thinking the game was gonna be awesome. And it was.. But those Nintendo Power videos were all sooo lame. I remember getting a couple different ones.

And that comic was hilarious, Covar

Dreamcast4life · Post by **Dreamcast4life** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:16 pm

SF64 OWNZ

mankrip · Post by **mankrip** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:42 pm

Covar wrote:hmm, i must destroy peoples happy memory of starfox 64

Fine, now gimme that "Star Fox 64 porno video".

Covar · Post by **Covar** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:29 pm

Fragger wrote:
Covar wrote:hmm, i must destroy peoples happy memory of starfox 64
Fine, now gimme that "Star Fox 64 porno video".

i posted the comic version, isn't that enough.

mankrip · Post by **mankrip** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:34 pm

Covar wrote:
Fragger wrote:
Covar wrote:hmm, i must destroy peoples happy memory of starfox 64
Fine, now gimme that "Star Fox 64 porno video".
i posted the comic version, isn't that enough.

I want to hear their moaning and to see the sweat dropping from their skins... or fur, or whatever

.

MulletMan13 · Post by **MulletMan13** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:16 pm

Fragger wrote:
Covar wrote:
Fragger wrote:
Covar wrote:hmm, i must destroy peoples happy memory of starfox 64
Fine, now gimme that "Star Fox 64 porno video".
i posted the comic version, isn't that enough.
I want to hear their moaning and to see the sweat dropping from their skins... or fur, or whatever .

News flash:

That ain't sweat.

AgentGreen · Post by **AgentGreen** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:35 pm

Fragger wrote:
Covar wrote:
Fragger wrote:
Covar wrote:hmm, i must destroy peoples happy memory of starfox 64
Fine, now gimme that "Star Fox 64 porno video".
i posted the comic version, isn't that enough.
I want to hear their moaning and to see the sweat dropping from their skins... or fur, or whatever .

If you were a different Brazillian, that would be infinitely more disturbing