Be like ace.

Um buddy? That's extremely Offensive considering Most Canadians can Actually Drive. Winters in Canada can get really terrible especially if the guy was drunk...Unlike Americans, Canadians actually Have Winters. You've never been to the northeast, have you buddy? Also I hope most Canadians can actua...

You mis-spelled "lube" in the last one. It would be a mighty large folly to have to explain that one.

penis.

Does this make me gay for showing or you gay for looking?

I pooped 5 times today.

THAT'S HIGHLY OFFENSIVE

Dear Null: I'm so fucking baked right now holy shit guysss

I';m going tio raope your huspabd and eat your children

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das nasty

Also you guys suck at driving.

And you're like the kid that mooned everyone as a retort. it was funny the first several hundred times but thehohohohowho am i kidding it's still funny

Specially Cork wrote:So glad we won the war. Imagine waking up to accordions every morning and eating nothing but sausage and never laughing.

Sounds a lot like Portland, OR.

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once upon a time in 2009 I had to take a required "web programming course." I made this and then was marked down 20% for it being "not creative enough." What a twat.

NO STUPID ALLOWED SERIOUS THINGS ONLY HERE

Hey wanna touch my penis?

I have a beard.

works better if you vape it