[quote="Lartrak"][quote="ace"][quote="The Darwin Awards"]POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.? At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one ...

[quote="ace"][quote="The Darwin Awards"]POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.? At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and ...

awsome and its even a work out carrying it, watch those suckers call me a nerd now

yah thats fucking because they aren't passwords for anythign important

whatever you do dont get fired

that looked cool but who the hell is the sandman? is he a new character?

bye you will forever hold a place in my heart, whoever you are

btw who would want to eat old shitty delivered pizza, I'd laugh if the seller wasn't from UK and suffered food poisening.

where does it say gold flakes? all I see is theyre going to put a gold leaf on it

[quote="stagg"]What do you mean even jewish? Are you saying it shouldn't be respected? Why could'nt you just say you respect all religions.[/quote]
in Iran opinion is very bad towards jewish, most Iranians do not respect but me yues, you are American you do not understand

[quote="APE"]http://www.dcemulation.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=84734 Instructions are here. Noone here will have a problem with your religion, as long as you aren't one the extremist types but that goes for every religion for that matter.[/quote] I am not an extremist, I respect even jewish...

I am an English Translator, and also do freelance work for the Iranian government. You probably never believe this but my brother works in the thought police

[quote="CupNoodle"]Shift Manager[/quote]
HAHHHAHHAHAHAH I THOUGHT YOU SAY Shit but then I read again and you say shift HAHAHAH it made me laugh so hard.

[quote="APE"]The IRC channel is a better place for English practice as it's not only real time but more text goes on overall.[/quote]
what is this "IRC channel"?

yes one thing I would like to say is that I take my religion very seriously.

Sex before marriage is a crime against chastity, do not give into this devil's temptation you are a man of true Christian not like fake ones who sin.

My son used to make posts on this forum he said this is a great tool to practice my English and since I am living in Iran working as an english translator, I am deciding to give it a try.

In Iran we have some jewish but one of the most popular book is Mein Kampf so they are not very welcome

cool I just got a new job too, I live in Iran so I am an english translator helps because I was born in America and I do part work for the government, which is my new job. I translated an Ernest Zundel biography recently and some of his written works.

The timeline states that within 200 years metal and glass buildings collapse? I don't think so. Steel-framed buildings can last a long long time. I mean, what forces would take them down? Sure, you'll have the ocassional massive earthquake that'll level a handful in a city. But I think the building...