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by BaldMonk
Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:36 am
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: Three men charged in 'dungeon' castration
Replies: 3
Views: 263

Damn, and I'd just saved up the "bells and whistles" option.
by BaldMonk
Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The cure for all disease may be dangling between your legs
Replies: 24
Views: 814

Haha, Hawk, that's classic :D
by BaldMonk
Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:25 am
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The cure for all disease may be dangling between your legs
Replies: 24
Views: 814

How do you think we found Pluto? I got a hard on and managed to avoid the other planets, and then hit something... Thus, Pluto ;) Haha.

Hey, if they beleive that every sperm is sacred, then they must get pissed off when a woman only has one baby... That means all the others are wasted... Right?
by BaldMonk
Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: Two Lesbian Stories
Replies: 3
Views: 218

What is this damn world coming to.

Yeah Savant, I can't beleive such fucked up people could get easily get custody of a child, or that the mother would just sit idley by.

As for the 2nd, yeah, that woman should get bleach tipped on her face.
by BaldMonk
Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The cure for all disease may be dangling between your legs
Replies: 24
Views: 814

It's not as if they're chopping off our balls... The cells are tiny, and we'd never miss them anyhoo. Maybe yours are tiny ;) Haha, well, lets just say, if the cells are sized depending on "the size" of one's nuts, then one of my cells would be enough for an umbrella for the whole planet ;)
by BaldMonk
Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The cure for all disease may be dangling between your legs
Replies: 24
Views: 814

az_bont wrote:Sounds like bollocks to me...
*tiddy boom*

:D
by BaldMonk
Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:53 am
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The cure for all disease may be dangling between your legs
Replies: 24
Views: 814

It's not as if they're chopping off our balls... The cells are tiny, and we'd never miss them anyhoo.
by BaldMonk
Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The cure for all disease may be dangling between your legs
Replies: 24
Views: 814

Only if you still have one left ;)

But seriously, this is pretty amazing... Would it mean they'd do a Southpark episode where Christopher Reeves was eating guys nuts? Well, if he hadn't passed away of course.
by BaldMonk
Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: Kiddie Fight Club
Replies: 2
Views: 178

Now that's how justice should be served... $100,000 each for bail... Awesome. What a bunch of mental fuckers.
by BaldMonk
Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: The Case of the Farting Chair
Replies: 4
Views: 211

Uh, if she was the one that resigned, how can she claim an unfair dismissal?
by BaldMonk
Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:47 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: Taking time off (Dream On will still ship - no worries)
Replies: 14
Views: 1282

Hey man, you shouldn't feel bad about having to delay things due to such a situation, and anyone that doesn't understand, and flames you, can go burn in hell.

Anyway, sorry to hear and best wishes to you and your family man.
by BaldMonk
Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Forum
Topic: What can you do while driving?
Replies: 10
Views: 363

I saw this on TV... The girl on it looked like a munter :D

Heh, my brother sometimes drives with his knees.
by BaldMonk
Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Games and Software Hacking, Prototypes, and Devkits Discussion
Topic: Sega Dreamcast, A marvel in console history
Replies: 37
Views: 3512

Nice article, however, in my opinion tho, I think one of the main killers of the Dreamcast were the PS1 ports. Everyone that I've shown the Dreamcast to have been shocked at how good the graphics are, and always say "I thought it was the same as the PS1" I think that was one of the main ki...
by BaldMonk
Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:32 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

HA!!!, That's so awesome. I'm gunna have to try that sometime soon.
by BaldMonk
Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:29 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

Really? What happens when you die if you wait for 10 mins? Do you restart the scene again or something??

How did you find that out?
by BaldMonk
Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

I don't think you can die in Monkey Island... It pretends you do, when you fall of the cliff, and it has a mock of Sierra's save, restart screen, then you bounce up and he's like "Woah... Rubber trees" :D
by BaldMonk
Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:31 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

Yeah... Some Sierra games are so awesome... and hard. I especially loved the Quest for Glory series... Ahhhh. Memories.
by BaldMonk
Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:20 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

Cool. Thanks for all the info Phanty ;) I looooove the old adventure games... It's a shame that they've pretty mcuh died on the recent generations.
by BaldMonk
Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:00 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

Haha, I'm just amazed that Glutton is working... Who cares about saves for now... Glutton is the one that plays SQ4 etc isn't it?
by BaldMonk
Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:39 am
Forum: Homebrew Software and Indie Games Discussion
Topic: FreeSCI 0.3.5 and 0.6.2
Replies: 29
Views: 1572

So, is glutton working kinda well on the DC at the mo?