GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
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GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
I invented a new game. I post a list of ingredients, and you guess what product it is.
Let's begin!
I'll start easy...
Milk chocolate (sugar, chocolate, milk, cocoa butter, lactose, soy lecithin, salt, artificial flavors), sugar, less than 0.5%: coloring (includes yellow 5 lake, red 40 lake, blue 1 lake), cornstarch, corn syrup, dextrin. Contains milk and soybean ingredients.
First person to get the right answer qualifies for my Monosodium Bonus!
Let's begin!
I'll start easy...
Milk chocolate (sugar, chocolate, milk, cocoa butter, lactose, soy lecithin, salt, artificial flavors), sugar, less than 0.5%: coloring (includes yellow 5 lake, red 40 lake, blue 1 lake), cornstarch, corn syrup, dextrin. Contains milk and soybean ingredients.
First person to get the right answer qualifies for my Monosodium Bonus!
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
Sounds a lot like the chemical composition of your mother's vaginal secretions.
A wise man once said, "As a wise man once said, 'It is better to phail completely and admit you suck, than miss perfection slightly and pretend you pwn.'"
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
If that's true, I want Boney's mom in bed right now.chozen2 wrote:Sounds a lot like the chemical composition of your mother's vaginal secretions.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
BING! 2 POINTS TO YOUEviltaco64X wrote:Would that be M&M's?
Nice try with my mom's vagina, but as many people should know - she only uses natural flavoring and considerably more corn syrup.
We're getting a little more difficult now, as we move onto the fast-food special round!
Enriched bleached wheat flour (malted barley flour, thamine, riboflavin, niacin, iron, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup, yeast, vegetable oil (partially hydrogenated soybean, corn, canola, and/or cottonseed). Contains 2% or less of salt, wheat gluten, malted barley flour, alpha amylase, mono- and diglycerides, propionic acid, phosphoric acid, calcium sulfate, ammonium chloride, monocalcium phosphate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbomide, corn flour, soy flour, potato flour, calcium perxide, diacetyl tartaric acid esters of mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, silicon dioxide, sodium steryol 2 lactylate, fungal enzymes, emulsifiers, sodium or calcium propionate (as a preservative), sesame seeds.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
Excellent Melancholy! That's 2 points to you, and you've unlocked Boney's Bonus!melancholy wrote:Or maybe just the Big Mac bun.
Let's see what you've won...
Congratulations, you've won a framed photo of these 4 people!!! It was a wonderful day, and the memories will last a lifetime.
Next question, what is a common active ingredient in spermicidal lube?
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
Excellent Roofus. 2 points to you. Let's have a look at our leaderboard:Roofus wrote:nonoxynol-9
Eviltaco64x (2 points)
Melancholy (2 points)
Roofus (2 points)
Well well, it looks like we have a tiebreak situation, which is fine, because I'm making the whole thing up as I go along, and never really envisaged taking the game beyond the original post.
So, this final question can score 5 points, making the other 3 questions completely irrelevant to the overall outcome of the game. Fantastico!
WHAT HOME PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN ALL THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS?
PEG-12
Sorbitol
Sodium saccharin
Sodium lauryl sulfate
Water
Tetrasodium pyrophosphate
Carboxymethylcellulose sodium
Titanium dioxide
Hydrated silica
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
As this is a tiebreaker question, I will assume that only the three currently in the tie are eligible to answer. If this is the case, I shall consider the previous responses to the last question as a sort of 'ask the audience' opportunity and will guess 'toothpaste' as my answer. If my assumption is wrong, however, feel free to disqualify me from the final round. But I am banking it all on this opportunity.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
Sorry. The correct answer is Oral Purée. Everybody loses all their points, prizes, and dignity.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
Though the contest ended in more of a whimper than a bang, I cannot say I was disappointed.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
Oral Purée is listed in neither Google nor Wikipedia.
The second hit on Wikipedia is Oral sex in Islamic law.
The question I answered is sex related. Furthermore, I learned of nonoxynol-9 from Wikipedia.
Therefore, I declare myself the winner.
The second hit on Wikipedia is Oral sex in Islamic law.
The question I answered is sex related. Furthermore, I learned of nonoxynol-9 from Wikipedia.
Therefore, I declare myself the winner.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!
The oral laws of Islamic sex? Interesting.
Anyway, now that the contest is over, I would be very happy if you could take some time to answer these few feedback questions, so I can improve the contest in the future:
1) What was the best thing about this contest?
2) What was the worst thing about this contest?
3) Were the rules clear, understandable, and properly enforced?
4) Were you comfortable with the tone of language used during the contest?
5) Is there anybody who participated in this contest, that should be banned in the future, if so, who & why?
6) Instead of posting text, would you like me to introduce each round with embedded Youtube videos of me?
7) What are your views on a gay chimp sidekick holding scorecards?
Were the jokes to subtle?
9) Were the prizes acceptable?
10) Did you find the contest offensive to your and/or your family member's faith/morals?
Thanks.
Anyway, now that the contest is over, I would be very happy if you could take some time to answer these few feedback questions, so I can improve the contest in the future:
1) What was the best thing about this contest?
2) What was the worst thing about this contest?
3) Were the rules clear, understandable, and properly enforced?
4) Were you comfortable with the tone of language used during the contest?
5) Is there anybody who participated in this contest, that should be banned in the future, if so, who & why?
6) Instead of posting text, would you like me to introduce each round with embedded Youtube videos of me?
7) What are your views on a gay chimp sidekick holding scorecards?
Were the jokes to subtle?
9) Were the prizes acceptable?
10) Did you find the contest offensive to your and/or your family member's faith/morals?
Thanks.
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