Hey you

[ace]

I'm back.

[not just souLLy now]

I already had abandonment issues, fuck

[Code-Red]

I don't care. You've already left me once, I know you'll do it again.

[Specially Cork]

I'm back.

The very fact that this, these two measly fucking words comprise the entirity of your "I have returned! Hail me!" shite post prove beyond doubt that you sir, are a mere shadow of the awesome poster you once were. No photo? No random insight? No humourous quip? No homoerotic double entendre? This isn't some global forum network where a few thousand posts gets you eternal legendary status and a free t-shirt with some shit anime thing drawn by Stormwatch on it. This is a community. If you want to remain a legend you've gotta maintain it. You can't just work you way to the top then slob about under the egotistical assumption that I love you so much I'd happily spoon the warm and creamy Canadian feces from your butt into my mouth if you asked me to. I wouldn't. I'd tell you to fuck off, or perhaps charge you for the privelage of having me eat it. I'm not saying you've lost my respect forever, but your reputation is in tatters, and if you really are "back" I expect to see you putting in effort to rebuild it. If not, I may confuse you with whatever the hell is clinging onto the bottom of my shoes, and I don't know what that is because I never cared to notice. Understand matey?

[not just souLLy now]

I hit my wife because of this thread

[Nico0020]

Foolish Canadians thinking rain is "evil spirits" and trying to kill it.

[Smiley]

thought this thread was a "license to drive" reference/song tag.

[lackofsense]

I was thinkin' of pink floyd

[|darc|]

I was thinkin' of pink floyd

This

[Juan]

kosher waters

[Guaripolo]

kosher waters

Wow, Capusotto goes international. Ur-gay-an people can understand it.Awesome!

[I.M. Weasel]

I hit my wife because of this thread

I too, hit souLLys wife because of this thread.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I'm back.

me too

[emptythought]

I hit my wife because of this thread

muahahaha