GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

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GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:11 am

I invented a new game. I post a list of ingredients, and you guess what product it is.

Let's begin!

I'll start easy...

Milk chocolate (sugar, chocolate, milk, cocoa butter, lactose, soy lecithin, salt, artificial flavors), sugar, less than 0.5%: coloring (includes yellow 5 lake, red 40 lake, blue 1 lake), cornstarch, corn syrup, dextrin. Contains milk and soybean ingredients.

First person to get the right answer qualifies for my Monosodium Bonus!
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by chozen2 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:47 pm

Sounds a lot like the chemical composition of your mother's vaginal secretions.
A wise man once said, "As a wise man once said, 'It is better to phail completely and admit you suck, than miss perfection slightly and pretend you pwn.'"
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Eviltaco64X » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:10 pm

Would that be M&M's?
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by melancholy » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:00 pm

chozen2 wrote:Sounds a lot like the chemical composition of your mother's vaginal secretions.
If that's true, I want Boney's mom in bed right now.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:12 am

Eviltaco64X wrote:Would that be M&M's?
BING! 2 POINTS TO YOU

Nice try with my mom's vagina, but as many people should know - she only uses natural flavoring and considerably more corn syrup.

We're getting a little more difficult now, as we move onto the fast-food special round!

Enriched bleached wheat flour (malted barley flour, thamine, riboflavin, niacin, iron, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup, yeast, vegetable oil (partially hydrogenated soybean, corn, canola, and/or cottonseed). Contains 2% or less of salt, wheat gluten, malted barley flour, alpha amylase, mono- and diglycerides, propionic acid, phosphoric acid, calcium sulfate, ammonium chloride, monocalcium phosphate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbomide, corn flour, soy flour, potato flour, calcium perxide, diacetyl tartaric acid esters of mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, silicon dioxide, sodium steryol 2 lactylate, fungal enzymes, emulsifiers, sodium or calcium propionate (as a preservative), sesame seeds.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Eviltaco64X » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:53 am

Im guessing a Mcdonalds Big Mac or other type of Mcdonalds food.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by melancholy » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:11 am

Or maybe just the Big Mac bun.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:03 am

melancholy wrote:Or maybe just the Big Mac bun.
Excellent Melancholy! That's 2 points to you, and you've unlocked Boney's Bonus!
Let's see what you've won...

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Congratulations, you've won a framed photo of these 4 people!!! It was a wonderful day, and the memories will last a lifetime.

Next question, what is a common active ingredient in spermicidal lube?
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Roofus » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:03 am

nonoxynol-9
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:41 am

Roofus wrote:nonoxynol-9
Excellent Roofus. 2 points to you. Let's have a look at our leaderboard:

Eviltaco64x (2 points)
Melancholy (2 points)
Roofus (2 points)


Well well, it looks like we have a tiebreak situation, which is fine, because I'm making the whole thing up as I go along, and never really envisaged taking the game beyond the original post.

So, this final question can score 5 points, making the other 3 questions completely irrelevant to the overall outcome of the game. Fantastico!

WHAT HOME PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN ALL THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS?

PEG-12
Sorbitol
Sodium saccharin
Sodium lauryl sulfate
Water
Tetrasodium pyrophosphate
Carboxymethylcellulose sodium
Titanium dioxide
Hydrated silica
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Dreamcast » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:21 am

Toothpaste.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Eviltaco64X » Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:08 pm

Toothpaste.
Damn that DreamcastTM for beatinh me to it :P
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Juan » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:07 pm

home made applesauce
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by melancholy » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:24 am

As this is a tiebreaker question, I will assume that only the three currently in the tie are eligible to answer. If this is the case, I shall consider the previous responses to the last question as a sort of 'ask the audience' opportunity and will guess 'toothpaste' as my answer. If my assumption is wrong, however, feel free to disqualify me from the final round. But I am banking it all on this opportunity.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:39 am

Sorry. The correct answer is Oral Purée. Everybody loses all their points, prizes, and dignity.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by melancholy » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:45 am

Though the contest ended in more of a whimper than a bang, I cannot say I was disappointed.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Roofus » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:01 am

Oral Purée is listed in neither Google nor Wikipedia.
The second hit on Wikipedia is Oral sex in Islamic law.
The question I answered is sex related. Furthermore, I learned of nonoxynol-9 from Wikipedia.

Therefore, I declare myself the winner.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:38 am

The oral laws of Islamic sex? Interesting.

Anyway, now that the contest is over, I would be very happy if you could take some time to answer these few feedback questions, so I can improve the contest in the future:

1) What was the best thing about this contest?
2) What was the worst thing about this contest?
3) Were the rules clear, understandable, and properly enforced?
4) Were you comfortable with the tone of language used during the contest?
5) Is there anybody who participated in this contest, that should be banned in the future, if so, who & why?
6) Instead of posting text, would you like me to introduce each round with embedded Youtube videos of me?
7) What are your views on a gay chimp sidekick holding scorecards?
8) Were the jokes to subtle?
9) Were the prizes acceptable?
10) Did you find the contest offensive to your and/or your family member's faith/morals?

Thanks.
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by not just souLLy now » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:58 pm

GREAT SUCCESS EVERYBODY
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Re: GUESS THAT PRODUCT!

Post by Specially Cork » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:55 am

GOOD NEWS: WE WILL BE RETURNING FOR A SECOND THREAD IN SEPTEMBER.
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