JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

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JKKDARK has too many fans, so he can't reply my PM's

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I PM'ed JKKDARK and asked it a few times if he/she/it can speak German. (in German)

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Nuff said. He can't speak German. That's it. Feel free to spread the truth-
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WTF. That's my "Dear John" PM message template. I clearly sent it out to 1 too many DCEmulation members. BoneyCork Original Creations can only be used by BoneyCork. Fucking Germans. He will be stealing my Hasney video next.

He'll probably make it about Wraggster. God damn.
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He didn't even use the right photo. And "award" is spelt correctly in his version. All my creations contain a tiny deliberate fault used for copy detection.
BoneyCork wrote:Hi <Insert Name Here>!

Thanks for your recent message to BoneyCork!

Unfortunately due to the vast amount of fanmail that BoneyCork recieves, he is unable to personally reply to each and every e-mail. I hope this copy and pasted default letter template will dispense of you in a prompt and caring manner.

To answer your question: yes, it is 12 inches long and yes, he is single.

We have included a jpg of a signed photo of ward-winning American television personality, David Letterman, as a mark of thanks for your time. We hope you find it satisfactory.

Look out for more BoneyCork posts soon!

Yours,

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Fucking Germans.
JKKDARK is pretending to be a German. He is Argentinian.
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Who wouldn't want to be Boneycork though to be fair?
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I'm from Argentina.
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This just in; Christuserloeser is JKKDark, more news as it develops
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JKKDARK is a thief. He steals news.
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BoneyCork wrote:WTF. That's my "Dear John" PM message template. I clearly sent it out to 1 too many DCEmulation members. BoneyCork Original Creations can only be used by BoneyCork. Fucking Germans. He will be stealing my Hasney video next.

He'll probably make it about Wraggster. God damn.
He's also stolen your signature, which I've pointed out on many occasions.... I assume you're too busy rubbing that 12 incher out to Japanese porn to respond.
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Ha, I remember you asked JKKDARK this on DCEmu.
All you got was, "Leave JKKDARK alone!"
Well, if he's from Argentina, he does a damn good job of covering everything up, except his IP address :p.
And dont expect him to reply.
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Hi JKKDARK, fellate yourself to any mediocre hair bands photos while calling yourself a pretty girl lately?
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JKKDARK? wtf. why is he still breathing?
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not just souLLy now wrote:This just in; Christuserloeser is JKKDark, more news as it develops
No, I am not JKKDark! Actually, JKKDark is me.
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Christuserloeser wrote:
not just souLLy now wrote:This just in; Christuserloeser is JKKDark, more news as it develops
No, I am not JKKDark! Actually, JKKDark is me.
Here are three steps to becoming JKKDARK!

Step 1: Always find an oppurtunity to bash Sony.

Step 2: Pretend you're a woman so that you can be entertained by some internet cybering.

Step 3: Grow a liking for Glam Metal (which isnt that bad, really)

If you find yourself doing these three things, please contact the JKKDARK fanclub immediately.

EDIT: Sometimes JKKDARK's MSN name changes into something called Teborraron.com, which links to some sort of Spanish MSN site (Maybe one out of Argentina?)
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Post by Guaripolo »

im from argentina and if you are from argentina you can answer this questions:



1) what is polino?

2) what taste has the salt?

3) who is ricky maravilla?

4) who is MENEM?


If you can ask all this 4 questions, maybe you are from Argentina or at least you know too much about argentina.
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Guaripolo wrote:who is MENEM?
I hope you were grabbing your ball sack when you typed that. As I am now.
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I think it's nothing bad if JKKDARK is from Argentinia. I just don't like the fact that he is lying about his identitiy.
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Post by Guaripolo »

yes he is from argentina, no doubt aWEHaWUeAhueAEh...

And if says that, he's from Buenos Aires, i can guess.
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