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You know you're a 90s kid when...

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Pushing a hoop down a dirt road with a stick meant something

You peddled an elixir concoction made primarily out of opium and moonshine out of a wagon

N64! Because every 14 hour shift worked in the coal mine was another $64 owed to the company store
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- You remember spending your lunchtime at school trading Space Invaders with your Midway Pocket

- You remember when McDonalds Happy Meals had grilled cheese sandwiches in them

- You still have your Laserdisc season boxsets of the Jurassic Park cartoon.

- You spent all your childhood playing outdoors because armed security personnel prevented under 18s from entering homes before 8:00PM

- You still read books in Stevie Wonders voice

- You remember having your Casio TV remote watch taken away after that kid in Ohio crashed a jetpack with one

- Jetpacks!

- You still feel weird about buying tuna in cans and wish the tuna man still delivered in your neighbourhood

- Driving feels really slow to you because you still remember the 120mph speed limit on highways
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If by tuna man you mean organized crime ring of pterodactyls with guns and old-timey mustaches, then honestly I have no clue.
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Re: You know you're a 90s kid when...

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You're favorite kind of cereal is not French Toast Crunch but COM 1 Serial
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Calavera wrote:You're favorite kind of cereal is not French Toast Crunch but COM 1 Serial
French Toast Crunch tastes better on Amiga CD32
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- Trading penis figurines with your teachers

- Windows 95 pencil cases

- When the stage production of Ghost visited your school and you got Patrick Swayze's autograph

- Potatoes were legal and people ate them almost every night

- When Christmas was cancelled because we had to donate our money to Operation Desert Storm

- When you had to take your shoes and socks off to ride roller coasters

- Spending hours playing split-screen The Living Daylights on the SNES

- When it was acceptable to throw curry at non-whites
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You drunkenly crash your penny-farthing into a baby cage and it was OK because the cage was made out of a sturdy iron but you lose face with the townspeople so you move 20 miles away and assume a new name and identity
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