Today's Special: A question for Specially Cork.

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Today's Special: A question for Specially Cork.

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A reader writes:
Dear Mr. Cork,

How do I know if I'm in love?

Your truly,
Anonymous.
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Dear Anonymous,

The first symptom, is you will no longer have time to write these shitty-ass letters.
Go suck an otters testicles and fuck off.

Kind regards,
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Today's Special comes to us from Amber of Troy, Alabama. She writes:
Amber wrote:Dear Mr. Cork,

I fear my husband may be cheating on me. How do I know if this is true?

I don't have many people in my life I can turn to. I've been thinking maybe I should ask my sister-in-law for her opinion and advice. She and him have always been close, especially as of late. What do you think?
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Re: Today's Special: A question for Specially Cork.

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This show has just been picked up by Hulu. Season 2 coming soon.
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