NEW JOKES THREAD
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Re: NEW JOKES THREAD
Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?
Because Freedom doesn't knock, Freedom rings!
Because Freedom doesn't knock, Freedom rings!
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Re: NEW JOKES THREAD
Why do valley girls make terrible engineers?
Because they can't even.
Because they can't even.
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Re: NEW JOKES THREAD
What do you call a waffle on a beach?
San Diego
Why did the man accidentally get life in prison?
He had Aunt Jemima for breakfast.
Why did the Reese's executive lose his court case?
His claims were cited as "nutrageous"
Why did SEGA cross the road?
To sell weed to middle school kids
San Diego
Why did the man accidentally get life in prison?
He had Aunt Jemima for breakfast.
Why did the Reese's executive lose his court case?
His claims were cited as "nutrageous"
Why did SEGA cross the road?
To sell weed to middle school kids