NEW JOKES THREAD

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LOLOLOLOL LMAO ROFL
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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

























Because Freedom doesn't knock, Freedom rings! :lol:
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Why couldn't NTS C?



































































































Because his PAL was in the way.
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Why do valley girls make terrible engineers?





Because they can't even.
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It's thinking...
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How many people of the same gender does it take to make the worst show on tv?

Two





broke girls. Even worse than 2 1/2 men.
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What do you call a Mexican baptism?




































Bean dip.
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What do you call a waffle on a beach?

San Diego




Why did the man accidentally get life in prison?

He had Aunt Jemima for breakfast.




Why did the Reese's executive lose his court case?

His claims were cited as "nutrageous"




Why did SEGA cross the road?

To sell weed to middle school kids
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