Ask Me Anything

[Thomas]

Why don't you call anymore?

[Specially Cork]

Why didn't you answer my question?

It wasn't a question.

Why don't you call anymore?

Tell me the details for your music FTP and I will.

[DanteJay]

Can I get some more nude pictures of your wife so I can masturbate to them?

Of course you can't.

Wait... Does this imply that he already has some? O_o

[DanteJay]

Apparently not. -_-

[Specially Cork]

Can I get some more nude pictures of your wife so I can masturbate to them?

Of course you can't.

Wait... Does this imply that he already has some? O_o

Yes.

[melancholy]

Can I get some more nude pictures of your wife so I can masturbate to them?

Of course you can't.

To clarify, are you saying I can't have the pictures or I can't masturbate to them?

[mankrip]

What does the average Chinese think of the Dreamcast?

What's the history of this song?

To clarify, are you saying I can't have the pictures or I can't masturbate to them?

I was going to ask that one.

[DanteJay]

Wow. I think the only thing that could have possibly made that song more painful to listen to is if the vocals were put through some auto-tune.

[Roofus]

Wow. I think the only thing that could have possibly made that song more painful to listen to is if the vocals were put through some auto-tune.

Why didn't you phrase that as a question that BoneyCork can answer?

[Specially Cork]

Can I get some more nude pictures of your wife so I can masturbate to them?

Of course you can't.

To clarify, are you saying I can't have the pictures or I can't masturbate to them?

Both.

What does the average Chinese think of the Dreamcast?

What's the history of this song?

To clarify, are you saying I can't have the pictures or I can't masturbate to them?

I was going to ask that one.

1. They sell for around $200 here because they're super-rare.
2. Cheetah made it.

[DanteJay]

Why didn't you phrase that as a question that BoneyCork can answer?

I was distracted from the pain...


@BoneyCork What's the funniest thing you've seen all week?

[mankrip]

What is Hasney doing in the new GoldenEye 007 game?

[Roofus]

Why won't you make love to me like you used to anymore?

[Specially Cork]

Why didn't you phrase that as a question that BoneyCork can answer?

I was distracted from the pain...


@BoneyCork What's the funniest thing you've seen all week?

An episode of QI was most amusing. Rob Brydon was on and he's probably one of the funniest comedians around right now.

What is Hasney doing in the new GoldenEye 007 game?

He is one of 25 anonymous henchman in the game who actually played the same role in the original movie. Hasney has starred in several movies. He is currently employed by WWE to stand ringside and make the crowd look more attractive.

Why won't you make love to me like you used to anymore?

Because suddenly deciding to wear a condom to prevent aids AFTER we've already had sex without one is retarded logic. You already have it. It's too late. Deal with it.

[Stryfe]

Just living up to my name sake, and stirring up the pot...

Are Asian women your 'thing'?

Have you cheated on your wife with another Chinese woman?

[Roofus]

Why is the universe made of matter and not antimatter?