I wanted to say something witty, but I was too busy buying tampons for Nyarlathotep.

Some people need coffee in the morning; I need 7 dicks inside of me.

7/10

Nintendoland and Wii Party U give us tons of fun over here, but while everyone else is waiting for Smash Bros or Mario Kart, I'm dying for X.

Do you still care for me dearly?

Wiggle my siggle.

I feel like the sweetspot for screen size is between 4.2 to 4.7 inches. Anything bigger is too uncomfortable. Anything smaller feels restrictive in real media consumption. I love my HTC One, but if Apple releases an iPhone with similar dimensions, I'm definitely going back.

Specially Cork wrote:I'm welling up just trying to type this.

lost it.

Haha. I haven't had the pleasure.

Try Gone Home next. I'm about an hour into it and am very impressed.


Stanley Parable next, I guess.

Nevermind. I just bought Final Fantasy XIV, so that'll be all my gaming time taken up for the near future. I'm loving it so far, although it's somewhat frustrating that the best lore and world FF has had in ages happens to be an MMORPG. I barely lasted a month. It was way too themepark-MMO for me, ...

And the very next day farted in my company van, forcing my coworker to pull over onto the side of the road and get out.

I once made my girlfriend throw up by eating (at least) a dozen cloves of garlic at a crawfish boil.

In Titanic, Rose never physically lets go of Jack's hand.

I lost it at bestiality. 10/10

War strategies.

I wear drawers with dick-holes in them.

AgentGreen wrote:Hi. I'm a lady now.

Prove it by letting me enter you.

Boney is banned for having low self-esteem and moving to China for the chance to be special once in his god-forsaken life, in a god-forsaken land.

Wanna make out?

You ever gonna marry that poor girl or what?