Oh, Salad Fingers. You never fail to creep me the fuck out.

|darc| wrote:viewtopic.php?f=54&t=92864

My plan worked. I was just trying to get your attention, darc, because I want your babies. Badly.

Animal Crossing Info:
Name: Stef
Town: t0fuLAND
Friend Code: 4381-8708-7504

Do it.

Rain <3

I remember trying to fall asleep at night, and hearing a regenerator in my hall. That's when I knew I had to take a break from RE4.

Roofus wrote:

|darc| wrote:

st3f wrote:While I do love Rubber Soul, I can't say the same about, "The Word".

Go die in a ditch burning covered in petrol like Hitler you stupid bitch.

That was uncalled for.

It's ok. I shove a large cucumber up Darc's ass every Wednesday evening. I don't blame him for being so bitter.

Fog Hat?! Beastie Boys?! Ahh...ahh....uh..ugh. Yeah. Total orgasm. Definitely pre-ordering.

What's really hot is when I rub the fetuses all over my naked body. I just don't do it that often, 'cause I hate being yelled at for getting blood all over the dining room table.

That was possibly one of the greatest things my eyes have ever been graced with seeing.

Jeeba Jabba wrote:Darc, st3f and I throw interracial anal sex parties all of the time.

I'm still sore from Wednesday. Let me just say, it's hard fitting two penises into one asshole.

Stagg was a good man. He saved me from a burning building. Then I killed his family.

While I do love Rubber Soul, I can't say the same about, "The Word".

Butt sex = no babies = better than vaginal.

DaMadFiddler wrote:

st3f wrote:Pizza usually consists of bread, cheese, and some sort of tomato based sauce. But the one I just made consists entirely of my own, aborted fetuses.

Hm. Did you use them to make your own private Shakey's?

No. When I'm not making pizzas with them, I make an aborted fetus snow man on my front lawn.

Pizza usually consists of bread, cheese, and some sort of tomato based sauce. But the one I just made consists entirely of my own, aborted fetuses.